A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently. Drinking more ovaltine made him crave for more explosions so he made someone touch his explosion button. Suddenly, the Martians also touched the button and thus exploded also causing Uranus to explode dramatically.

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently. Drinking more ovaltine made him crave for more explosions so he made someone touch his explosion button. Suddenly, the Martians also touched the button and thus exploded also causing Uranus to explode dramatically. Now, the end.

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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King.

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie

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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone.

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because he's a big jerk.

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because he's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape.