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Groxkiller585
652 Posts
Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for

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Keklolzor
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Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our

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FelixGriffin
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Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas

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vanSulli
994 Posts
Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death

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Omeqa
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Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. The

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Pilchard123
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Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THE CURRY IS LIKE

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FelixGriffin
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Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THE CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THE CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow

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reepblue
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Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THE CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice"

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vanSulli
994 Posts
Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THE CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued

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reepblue
894 Posts
Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THE CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee!"

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FelixGriffin
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Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THE CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee!" "Wait, where did

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vanSulli
994 Posts
Posted Jan 04, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?"

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Keklolzor
165 Posts
Posted Jan 05, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it"

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reepblue
894 Posts
Posted Jan 05, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it" screeched the crow.

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Keklolzor
165 Posts
Posted Jan 05, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that,

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FelixGriffin
2,680 Posts
Posted Jan 05, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also

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Omeqa
578 Posts
Posted Jan 05, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!".

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reepblue
894 Posts
Posted Jan 05, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death,

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Jan 05, 2013
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Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the