Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test was extremely boring.

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test was extremely boring. Meanwhile at Her chambre,

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test was extremely boring. Meanwhile at Her chambre, Chell ate kiwis

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test was extremely boring. Meanwhile at Her chambre, Chell ate kiwis, and then farted.

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test was extremely boring. Meanwhile at Her chambre, Chell ate kiwis, and then farted because all the cake

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test was extremely boring. Meanwhile at Her chambre, Chell ate kiwis, and then farted because all the cake was mysteriously gone.

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test was extremely boring. Meanwhile at Her chambre, Chell ate kiwis, and then farted because all the cake was mysteriously gone. After three days,

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test was extremely boring. Meanwhile at Her chambre, Chell ate kiwis, and then farted because all the cake was mysteriously gone. After three days, the bombs fell

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test was extremely boring. Meanwhile at Her chambre, Chell ate kiwis, and then farted because all the cake was mysteriously gone. After three days, the bombs fell onto Reepblue's house

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test was extremely boring. Meanwhile at Her chambre, Chell ate kiwis, and then farted because all the cake was mysteriously gone. After three days, the bombs fell onto Reepblue's house and seriously what

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test was extremely boring. Meanwhile at Her chambre, Chell ate kiwis, and then farted because all the cake was mysteriously gone. After three days, the bombs fell onto Reepblue's house and seriously what kind of person

Something was wrong in the multiverse where Cave Johnson was Hobo King. Not only Chell knew that the cake was a lie; even Caroline knew and so did everyone, except P-Body because she's a big jerk. Poor Atlas was the male robot figure of speech who wasn't even able speak without waffles because he was out of shape. A bird flew into GLaDOS's room, followed by Death on a Segway. Death rode towards Atlas' secret base in the Hub and slaughtered all within. ATLAS respawned back in Wheatley's test and died again. And didn't respawn. Hudson tricked Atlas into going back to the place where all the robots were painfully destroyed. So P-Body asked Hudson why he had done this, and Hudson replied that he had simply because he was a jerk and didn't care that Atlas was a cool guy eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything (except of course of flying rats). Suddenly, GLaDOS deployed a malfunctioning sentry turret which attacked Atlas holding a potato that was juicy. But a laser sliced the potato and it screeched, for [redacted]. As our old friend Atlas rode with Death to Equestria. "THIS CURRY IS LIKE ALL-CAPS TEXT" screeched the crow. "That is nice," said Death, and continued. "I have to pee! Wait, where did my bladder go?". "I took it!" screeched the crow. "Not only that, but I also drank its fluids!". "NOOOOOO!" cried Death, and killed the crow by smashing him against Atlas who was sleeping because GLaDOS's test was extremely boring. Meanwhile at Her chambre, Chell ate kiwis, and then farted because all the cake was mysteriously gone. After three days, the bombs fell onto Reepblue's house and seriously what kind of person is called Reepblue?

NEW STORY

The year was

The year was 2012 and I was

The year was 2012 and I was dead. The End.

The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a

The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past

If you know the song, you can finish it. Doubt any of you do.

The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite