The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up

This one actually made sense until 'because my eyes.'

The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes

Basil Fawlty wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war

Basil Fawlty wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in

Darth Treya wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land

Darth Treya wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet

Darth Treya wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet smashed quite smashingly

Your Mom wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet smashed quite smashingly made people sad.

Your Mom wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet smashed quite smashingly made people sad. Then I realized

Your Mom wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet smashed quite smashingly made people sad. Then I realized this was a dream

Van's Mom wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet smashed quite smashingly made people sad. Then I realized this was a dream and that my grammar is terrible

Van's Mom wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet smashed quite smashingly made people sad. Then I realized this was a dream and that my grammar is terrible [strike:38wkhrx0]also butts lol[/strike:38wkhrx0] at hanging lampshades

Mister Caden wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet smashed quite smashingly made people sad. Then I realized this was a dream and that my grammar is terrible at hanging lampshades with blood on

The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet smashed quite smashingly made people sad. Then I realized this was a dream and that my grammar is terrible at hanging lampshades with blood on it's sides is

The Story wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet smashed quite smashingly made people sad. Then I realized this was a dream and that my grammar is terrible at hanging lampshades with blood on it's sides is because ducks die

Cave Johnson wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet smashed quite smashingly made people sad. Then I realized this was a dream and that my grammar is terrible at hanging lampshades with blood on it's sides is because ducks die with deadly neurotoxin.

I can't control my impulses, I had to put some Portal quote

Cave Johnson wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet smashed quite smashingly made people sad. Then I realized this was a dream and that my grammar is terrible at hanging lampshades with blood on it's sides is because ducks die with deadly neurotoxin. But then a snake

Cave Johnson wrote:
The year was 2012 and I was sitting in a Subway five past midnight, when quite shockingly a duck pulled out a rigged time bomb, ate my submarine, and held up another time bomb. "Everyone give me your submarines; I'm talking about sandwiches, not the vehicle," the duck screeched as he planted both bombs in the giant Sub Sandvich that he'd stolen previously. I dropped onto the floor to cover my Sentry Turret's laser so it wouldn't start eating the bombs even though that'd be difficult without having many teeth and maybe a mouth. Suddenly, without warning, all at once and with utter finality the bombs exploded into sparkling bits that filled the air with bits of sub and rotten flesh. I felt strangely because my eyes had suddenly melted because Bob's mega transformer bee android was a phone. After some minutes, I gave up because my eyes mentioned the war going on in the faraway land where giant feet smashed quite smashingly made people sad. Then I realized this was a dream and that my grammar is terrible at hanging lampshades with blood on it's sides is because ducks die with deadly neurotoxin. But then a snake became the prey