11:34 PM - Dying Nightmareman: Ask P2P if he wants to shop for sex toys with me

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11:35 PM - Dying Nightmareman: p0rtalplayer: what kind of sex toys

colossal wrote:

5:12 PM - Colossal: I feel bad for cores :c
5:12 PM - Colossal: They can't wear pants
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5:12 PM - Colossal: I have that copywritedededed

[ ] vanSulli: gabemod
[ ] vanSulli: I would play that sexually

And something from Tf2maps.net chat:

Okrag: if The Walking Dead wins GOTY i'll suck my own dick
Idolon: will you videotape it
Okrag: I'll personally come to your house
Okrag: and do it right in front of you

[The Walking Dead wins GOTY]

Okrag: OH SHIT
Okrag: I HAVE TO COMMIT AUTOFELATIO

Do real life quotes count?

Friend 1 wrote:
So my parents were afraid that if I went to France I would become involved in Human Prostitution

Friend 2 wrote:
Why did you feel the need to specify [yt]human[/yt] prostitution?

Friend 2 wrote:
So there's such a thing as NON-human prostitution?

Friend 3 wrote:
Well, those horses are always standing around. You know.

1:17 AM - omni: Dread scott, that is, and that homie was rad
1:17 AM - omni: too bad we never knew what became of his dad
1:17 AM - [rH][mAL][mAI] Groxkiller585: you suck at rhymes, your only a cad
1:17 AM - omni: makes me so mad
1:17 AM - p0rtalplayer (1): this whole rapping thing is just a fad
1:17 AM - [ ] vanSulli: That whole story make me kinda sad
1:17 AM - omni: yeah, its pretty bad

This one is more silver than gold, but still.

11:13 PM - Colossal: New dinosaur
11:13 PM - Colossal: The Obamadon
11:13 PM - Colossal: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... -grin.html
11:15 PM - [rH] Reepßlue: What did it do? Tax dinosaurs who were well living while giving their food and resources to animals that were having a hard time?
11:15 PM - Colossal: At least it didn't do it the other way around
11:16 PM - [rH] Reepßlue: No, then it would been called a Bushsaurous
11:16 PM - Colossal: Romnodon*

Kopeke: but I'm paranoid enough to keep the fapping down just in case i'm in a TV show

vanSulli wrote:

Kopeke: but I'm paranoid enough to keep the fapping down just in case i'm in a TV show

The Truman Show

JordanPeter wrote:
Caden... I am disappointed to see not see one rated M game in your Steam library. I must gift you Left 4 Dead 2 for you to enrich yourself with.

vansulli wrote:
Its basically a bunch of squares that you wire together

Making an engine is hard. Also.

vansulli wrote:
10:25 PM - vanSulli: Screw this I'm making my own
10:25 PM - vanSulli: With Blackjack and .hookers
10:25 PM - vanSulli: with nice .asses
10:25 PM - vanSulli: Or sometimes a big TIT

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p0rtalplayer wrote:

vansulli wrote:
Its basically a bunch of squares that you wire together

Context?

FelixGriffin wrote:

p0rtalplayer wrote:

vansulli wrote:
Its basically a bunch of squares that you wire together>
Context?

Steam chat is closed by now but he was describing his engine.

[rH][mAL][mAI] Groxkiller545 entered chat.
Kopeke: HI GROX
vanSulli: Finally
vanSulli: Now
Colossal: Grox
Kopeke:
vanSulli: To business
Kizzycocoa: grox
Colossal: What's your favorite kind
Colossal: Of
vanSulli: pr0n
Colossal: Pr0n
[rH][mAL][mAI] Groxkiller545 left chat.

8:16 PM - Idolon :^): kidney stones
8:16 PM - Colossal: I lost the remote to the mirror
8:17 PM - vanSulli: This chat is just fucking stupid

omi: bro

Host migration: I told you you would love that dong

Idolon wrote:

Host migration: I told you you would love that dong

I knew you were putting this.

vanSulli entered chat.
vanSulli: its saturdy
vanSulli: saturday
vanSulli: time for saturday chat
stegarootbeer entered chat.
stegarootbeer: i see im late
vanSulli: no you're just on time
vanSulli: its saturday
vanSulli: which means its time to chat
stegarootbeer left chat.
vanSulli left chat.

this was genuinely kinda sad