The Golden Quotes Thread

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vanSulli
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Posted Oct 05, 2013
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He shows up in Saturday Chat if you invite him.
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p0rtalplayer
1,366 Posts
Posted Oct 13, 2013
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11:49 PM - omni: I don't have any empathy

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vanSulli
994 Posts
Posted Nov 08, 2013
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[rH][mAL][mAI] Groxkiller585: but no, grox penises were our fourth fingers
[rH][mAL][mAI] Groxkiller585: we held hands to have sex
[rH][mAL][mAI] Groxkiller585: but we cut them off because interferes with cyborg implant

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p0rtalplayer
1,366 Posts
Posted Nov 23, 2013
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Grox, on repeatedly pushing buttons

[rH][mAL][mAI] Groxkiller585: I have fun doing it

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vanSulli
994 Posts
Posted Nov 26, 2013
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omni: my mouth isn't visibly open when I'm breathing incorrectly so nobody ever pointed out to me that I shouldn't be doing that

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Lemonosity
363 Posts
Posted Nov 28, 2013
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Colossal: You
Colossal: Don't own Bad Rats
Dr. λʷᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ ☭: DONT DO IT
Dr. λʷᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ ☭: I will drive to your house
Dr. λʷᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ ☭: and murder you
Dr. λʷᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ ☭: with asparagus
Colossal: With asparagus?
Colossal: That's kind of randumb
Dr. λʷᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ ☭: yes
Colossal: Not your style
Colossal: oops
Dr. λʷᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ ☭: oh dear christ no

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p0rtalplayer
1,366 Posts
Posted Dec 04, 2013
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19:19 - [rH][mAL][mAI] Groxkiller585: I feel absolutely terrible
19:20 - [rH][mAL][mAI] Groxkiller585: I just swindled this dwarf out of pretty much his entire life savings
19:20 - [rH][mAL][mAI] Groxkiller585: he was an ass, but still

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FelixGriffin
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Posted Dec 04, 2013
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P0p: Context on that one?
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p0rtalplayer
1,366 Posts
Posted Dec 04, 2013
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FelixGriffin wrote:
P0p: Context on that one?

Runescape.

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vanSulli
994 Posts
Posted Dec 05, 2013
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Shameless Cold Marketer wrote:
I see you're composing music for a game. Would you like me to compose music for the game that you're composing music for?

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vanSulli
994 Posts
Posted Jan 08, 2014
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p0rtalplayer wrote:
literal shitpost

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Lemonosity
363 Posts
Posted Jan 22, 2014
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reepblue wrote:
My dog ate my shoe

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vanSulli
994 Posts
Posted Jan 23, 2014
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Reepßlue: Shoop shoop boom boom wallap DOSH!

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Lemonosity
363 Posts
Posted Jan 30, 2014
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Like that's not even the right words nice going REEP.
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reepblue
894 Posts
Posted Feb 02, 2014
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Colossal wrote:
Like that's not even the right words nice going REEP.

Yeah, dunno why it was quoted. But the fact that my dog ate my shoe is correct.

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reepblue
894 Posts
Posted Feb 09, 2014
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1:32 AM - omni: all of our lives suck lets move on

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Cadeη
90 Posts
Posted Apr 09, 2014
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Master Lee: what is it a wierd face?
tmast98: no its the computer directory

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Idolon
417 Posts
Posted Apr 26, 2014
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⚠ vanSulli ⚠: I can't handle my burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: 2burger6me
Idolon: 3burger
Idolon: big burger
Idolon: good burger
Idolon: kind burger
Idolon: nice burger
Idolon: welcoming burger
Idolon: inviting burger
Idolon: my fingers are typing but my brain isn't processing
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: plumtastic burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: saucy burger
Idolon: platonic burger
Idolon: romantic burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: sensual burger
Idolon: careful burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: frisky burger
Idolon: lustful burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: warm burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: passionate burger
Idolon: dominating burger
Idolon: submissive burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: sadistic burger
Idolon: sexual burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: asexual burger
Idolon: solipsistic burger
Idolon: lounge burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: I was in that band
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: house burger
Idolon: jazz burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: semantic satiation burger
Idolon: conjugate burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: burger time time burger
Idolon: time burger
Idolon: posh burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: guy burger
Idolon: the burger agenda
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: Unreal Burger™
Idolon: bourgeoisie burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: latent burger
Idolon: lasic burger
Idolon: talented burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: suck burger
Idolon: arrogant burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: volumptious burger
Idolon: ham burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: sassy burger
Idolon: marxist burger
Idolon: dosh burger
Idolon: klan burger
Idolon: blood burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: gay burger
Idolon: homoburger™
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: son burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: burglarburger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: simple burger
Idolon: complex burger
Idolon: imaginary burger
Idolon: close burger
Idolon: far burger
Idolon: open burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: nearburger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: real burger
Idolon: clear burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: dad burger
Idolon: yes burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: burgeoning burger
Idolon: mammary burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: oak burger
Idolon: flesh burger
Idolon: hell burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: hella burger
Idolon: plinth burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: slab burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: garlic burger
Idolon: ionian burger
Idolon: chlorine burger
Idolon: lawn burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: oreo burger
Idolon: oh burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: diamagnetic burger
Idolon: antipodal burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: Venus burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: room-temperature superburger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: cowboy burger
Idolon: andy burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: greenbeard burger
Idolon: queen burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: cold feet burger
Idolon: nervous burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: 127 burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: all burger
Idolon: less burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: intolerant burger
Idolon: selfish burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: merger burger
Idolon: meager burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: hunch burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: lurch burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: stack burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: cheese burger
Idolon: ridiculous, who would make a cheese burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: frown burger
⚠ vanSulli ⚠: I think that's all the kinds of burgers

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Lemonosity
363 Posts
Posted Apr 29, 2014
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7:00 PM - Reepßlue: "What's your favorate fantasy story?" "My sex life.."

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reepblue
894 Posts
Posted Apr 29, 2014
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Wow, you sure shelved that one huh? I said that like a week ago, and I was quoting something you sent me.

Quotes from a dear friend of mine. Posting a chuck that are not too offensive.

You've got two legs. You gotta use them or else you'll look like a fat lady.

Today or yesterday, I started posting symbols of Satan over the religious posters.

And now, I'm gonna slice open a lady bug.

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