[Tutorial] The Portal Glitch Bible

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hanging_rope
435 Posts
Posted Sep 01, 2010
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Yes however, it'd probably be a good idea to check that file posted by arjpm06.
It is either a virus, or what is posted at the beginning of this thread. (Either way, it doesn't need to be here)
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WinstonSmith
940 Posts
Posted Sep 05, 2010
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Ah--figured I'd stick this in this thread--just noticed when looking back at start of thread that portalfan77's avatar is sticking into the post. Nothing personal against him, just thought I'd point out the bug. Must be something with the avatar carrying over from previous forum software.
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msleeper
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Posted Sep 05, 2010
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WinstonSmith wrote:
portalfan77's avatar is sticking into the post.

I'll have to look into the rendering, but man that avatitle makes me lol.

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HMW
806 Posts
Posted Sep 06, 2010
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msleeper wrote:
WinstonSmith wrote:

portalfan77's avatar is sticking into the post.

I'll have to look into the rendering, but man that avatitle makes me lol.

Perhaps make it stretch the column like in the good ol' days?
(JK, bad idea)

Also:

hanging_rope wrote:
[...] it'd probably be a good idea to check that file posted by arjpm06.
It is either a virus, or what is posted at the beginning of this thread. (Either way, it doesn't need to be here)

It's just spam for some lame malware search engine. Better get rid of that link.

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msleeper
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Posted Sep 06, 2010
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It's gone.
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powerful47
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Posted Sep 07, 2010
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" REALLLY STUPID GLITCH
To use this glitch, you need to go to the console and type 'kill'. You will instantly win the game. ~By Pestchamber [/quote wrote:

Really you posted that i think it sounds funny but yet dumb(no offense) i mean "and type 'kill'" that right there is a dead give away

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Pilchard123
334 Posts
Posted Sep 08, 2010
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I'm pretty sure it was a joke...

Also, BBCode quote-fail.

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Omnicoder
299 Posts
Posted Sep 09, 2010
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quti is much more fun then kill.
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hanging_rope
435 Posts
Posted Sep 10, 2010
Replied 18 hours later

Omnicoder wrote:
quit is much more fun then kill.

Fix'd

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Omnicoder
299 Posts
Posted Sep 10, 2010
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hanging_rope wrote:
Omnicoder wrote:

quti is much more fun then kill.

Not fix'd

No, I meant what I said. Try it.

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hanging_rope
435 Posts
Posted Sep 10, 2010
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Oh. k.
I'm sorry for assuming you made a typo.
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P2Mapsauce
2 Posts
Posted Jun 04, 2011
Replied 8 months later

A new glitch here i think

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oLKcAm7gMo

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WinstonSmith
940 Posts
Posted Jun 04, 2011
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That right there is interesting.
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Another Bad Pun
516 Posts
Posted Jun 04, 2011
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I was playing testchamber 6 in the courtesy call, (the chamber where you learn how to fling,) and I jumped right when I was in the middle of the portal while in the middle of my fling. I jumped out and was rocketed out of the play area of the map and into the destroyed ceiling.
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Enigmaphase
110 Posts
Posted Jun 06, 2011
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Think you could put up vids of each glitch as well as the dem file? <3
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msleeper
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Posted Jun 06, 2011
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Do you guys realize that this is a Portal 1 thread, in the Portal 1 section of the forum?
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Alexander Bell
306 Posts
Posted Jul 12, 2012
Replied 1 year later
I fell for the "really stupid glitch" quite a long time ago, back when I had never used the console before

lol

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ChickenMobile
2,460 Posts
Posted Jul 13, 2012
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Why the bump? This thread was last posted in a year ago!
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portal2tenacious
393 Posts
Posted Jul 13, 2012
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npc_msleeper_boss wrote:
Do you guys realize that this is a Portal 1 thread, in the Portal 1 section of the forum?

But portal 2 is part of the portal series, so it would make sense post portal 2 glitches here, rather than making an entirely new post.

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msleeper
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Posted Jul 13, 2012
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Yeah, no, wrong. Portal 1 glitches barely apply to Portal 2. Make a new thread if you want to post lame glitches there. There's a reason we have the boards separated by game.
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