Competition: Find the worst workshop map ever.

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Lpfreaky90
2,842 Posts
Posted Apr 12, 2013
Ash u all kno tere iz an lot of krap in worksjop.

I was playing through a bunch of the most popular maps of the workshop this week today and recorded my playthroughs (they should be up on my channel tomorrow). The amount of crap was so overly high that there were 8 maps that were done blind in under 5 minutes; the record holder being 22 seconds.

Therefore I have a challenge: Find the worst map on the workshop and I'll give you the worst price ever! "Steam Community Beta Access" for the already long ago released updated community! Who doesn't want that?!

Rules:
1) The map must be horrible.
2) Only a maximum of three submissions per person.
3) The map must be uploaded before april 12th.
4) It can't be your own map.

I hope we can have a lot of fun showing the worst few maps.

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wildgoosespeeder
178 Posts
Posted Apr 12, 2013
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Oh yeah. Piece of cake. resists :notwant:

I just can't believe that people rate such crappy maps so highly! I feel glad that the first maps I played before PTI were from here and not the workshop. At least here I learned good level design so that way I make my maps at least unbreakable and do-able. :thumbup:

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taco
504 Posts
Posted Apr 12, 2013
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Define "worst".
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Lpfreaky90
2,842 Posts
Posted Apr 12, 2013
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taco wrote:
Define "worst".

something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDG0IVAu3m8

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sq5NUAmnS4

Just bad design; bad puzzles; bad graphics bad all.

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Burnout6010
28 Posts
Posted Apr 12, 2013
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I don't even know how you guys find so terrible maps
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wildgoosespeeder
178 Posts
Posted Apr 12, 2013
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Here's a pretty bad one:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f ... =137175992

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reepblue
894 Posts
Posted Apr 12, 2013
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Does the map have to boot? :vface:

Seriously, if you want a bad map, try one that does not boot or one that lags like hell.

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CamBen
973 Posts
Posted Apr 12, 2013
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f ... +first+map
This is one of the terrible maps I remember that failed epically.
Onmapspawn !player setanimation facepalm
Onmapspawn groan_sound playsound.

&

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reepblue
894 Posts
Posted Apr 12, 2013
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CamBen wrote:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=110582123&searchtext=My+first+map
This is one of the terrible maps I remember that failed epically.
Onmapspawn !player setanimation facepalm
Onmapspawn groan_sound playsound.

For a second there, I thought they added Portal 1 to the workshop. It looks like a Portal 1 map from the Collab days...

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toncica
100 Posts
Posted Apr 12, 2013
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Oh, come on. Some of the maps on the front page are ridiculous but having accidentally received lots of ratings from casual gamers does not make them worse then others. I'd like to view authors of "My first map" who get displayed prominently rather as victims. If you randomly play chambers you'll easily find far worse.

This one had a lasting impression of terribleness on me, completely delusional author who thinks his maps are masterpieces.

"There are several solutions here, and there is no 'right or wrong' way."

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f ... =116988247

It seems the map has been republished with some changes, like his other failures. So maybe it's less terrible than it used to be.

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Mevious
205 Posts
Posted Apr 12, 2013
Replied 5 hours later

Not sure if this counts, but it's an interesting case because it's the only map I have ever seen that has a rating of fewer than 3 stars. It's a rare combination of "has a lot of votes" and "most of them are negative".

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f ... d=74108276

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BenVlodgi
633 Posts
Posted Apr 15, 2013
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Mevious wrote:
Not sure if this counts, but it's an interesting case because it's the only map I have ever seen that has a rating of fewer than 3 stars. It's a rare combination of "has a lot of votes" and "most of them are negative".
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f ... d=74108276

probably because it has such an easy puzzle that people hate it, you can merely portal to the exit, and this is obvious to even bad portal players, where a lot of times this is possible, but people dont realize it

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FelixGriffin
2,680 Posts
Posted Apr 15, 2013
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Why are we doing this competition? There's a lot of bad stuff on the workshop, but it seems more interesting to find GOOD yet unknown maps to share with the community.
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flarn2006
39 Posts
Posted Jun 08, 2013
Replied 1 month later
Here's one I found recently that's not that good (no offense if the guy who made it happens to see this post!) There's many parts that appear to be useless. There's an invisible trigger to activate a fizzler that you can't turn off, which is one of many ways to get stuck.
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DemonArisen
7 Posts
Posted Jun 26, 2013
Replied 18 days later
But...
There's so much choice! :notwant:
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User
630 Posts
Posted Jun 30, 2013
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f ... d=92943375

Not the badest, but why do people give this map here a thumb up? o.O