These "Signatures" on the forums are kind of cool and all, but in the retrospect of things they're just annoying. I could make one, but I think I've saved all of us a lot of time by choosing not to. Since not many other people have caught onto my logic, is there someway to make signatures so I can't see them?

Hi. It is possible in the user control panel.

User Control Panel -> Board Preferences -> Edit Display Options -> Display Signatures: No -> Submit.