PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Landover Baptist has done it once again. I wish I could make up shit half this hilarious.

Oh there's no way that's...

...I call trolling. It has to be.

By the way, almost deleted this post as spam when I saw the title.

I almost deleted it too, and I'm the one that posted it! As for trolling, me and Hober discussed:

?<?Hober?>?? Wow. The username just makes me instantly think of Poe's Law
<?Hober?>?? He has to be joking
<?Hober?>?? Haha
<?Hober?>?? I can't read this in class
<?msleeper?>?? haha
<?msleeper?>?? landover is where the top tier trolling lives, it's really difficult to figure out which of those are real and which aren't
<?Hober?>?? Haha
<Hober?>?? The Olympics of trolling
<?msleeper?>?? there was 1 or 2 things in there that triggered me thinking otherwise, but i'm still not 100%

Yeah this is top trolling.

Just reading the Forum Terms and Rules for that place is an adventure!

... Sometimes the Devil and his minions creep into our message boards to try to slander us and mock us. Be warned that the messages you read here express the views of the author of the message, not the views of the Landover Baptist Church Community. Any user who feels that a posted message is objectionable is encouraged to contact us immediately by email. We will print the message out and pray over it. If Jesus tells us that it is offensive, we will use His holy power to remove it. We will make every effort to do so, within a reasonable time frame, if we determine that removal is necessary....

...Your fate rests solely with God, not us! Any and all complaints or disagreements must be resolved through the power of prayer and no other solution shall be used by you. ...... You agree that all disputes with us may be settled, at our sole election, by an arbitrator of our choosing. You further agree that any disputes arising in connection herewith shall be brought exclusively in the State of Hawaii. You further agree to pay all attorney's fees incurred by us in any dispute between us and you....

....Posted messages sometimes express the opinion of the author of the message and sometimes the opinion of God as we understand Scripture, but they do not express the views of the secular world. They may be a complete parody, joke or satire as written by us. This is a free opinion forum as long as it is our opinion! There will be insults and damnation. There will be quotations from Scripture which we are free to interpret (known as flaming) as it is given to us by God to do so.....

...If you disagree with anything we say you are wrong and you hereby admit you are at fault. ....

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

...By simply having read at least ONE WORD of these terms of service you have already agreed to all them whether or not you register. You agree and undertake never to reveal a word of this secret TOS under penalty of immediate damnation. If damnation is not part of your belief system, you agree to convert to a belief system involving damnation.....

What can you say after that?

I question whether it is a legit Christian website. If it is then I reckon the post is no a troll post. The guy has 10,000 posts and if he really was a troll, he wouldnt have stayed/lasted for that long.

Hilarious post though.

Edit:

Quote:
The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

Solved.

I... I read it. and i could not think anything other than it HAD to be bullshit....
beer me quotes their mission statement which sorta clears that up...
the downside (or sad part) to all of this though is, i'm more than sure there are a lot of people that probably are devoted reader to this guys posts (as linked in the op) and believe/follow everything he says.

Troll central. Excellent reads in there though.

Beer-Me wrote:
Quote:

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

Wish I'd read this before paging through 12 pages of the s***. The faith I've lost in humanity is irretrievable.

They are the masters of trolling.