Portal socks!

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xdiesp
1,078 Posts
Posted Sep 02, 2011

Socks indeed. Not just for tromping around at home with, can be concealed so you don't stink of memes.

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MasterLagger
1,695 Posts
Posted Sep 02, 2011
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Now all they need is a piece of metal attached to their heel and they'd be all set.
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Rubrica
305 Posts
Posted Sep 02, 2011
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Stupid as they are... do want.
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Demonz312
21 Posts
Posted Sep 02, 2011
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i seen it somewhere before, so you can jump from high height xD
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ryo786
65 Posts
Posted Sep 02, 2011
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i wonder who volunteered to see if it worked like in game
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PieGuy950
133 Posts
Posted Sep 02, 2011
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Dear Santa...
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satchmo
415 Posts
Posted Sep 03, 2011
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Quote:
i seen it somewhere before, so you can jump from high height xD

Last poor son of a gun got blue paint, ha ha ha! All joking aside, that did happen. Broke every bone in his legs - tragic. But informative! Or so I'm told.

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Lostprophetpunk
409 Posts
Posted Sep 03, 2011
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Demonz312 wrote:
i seen it somewhere before, so you can jump from high height xD

Maybe this?

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xdiesp
1,078 Posts
Posted Sep 03, 2011
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Lostprophetpunk wrote:
Maybe this?

If Masamune Shirow taught me something, and he and The Godfather gave me everything I know, is that you can't just upgrade an appendage because then it would be a strong piece connected to weak parts. What if you get a hernia from the momentum in the upper body.

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WinstonSmith
940 Posts
Posted Sep 04, 2011
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xdiesp wrote:
Lostprophetpunk wrote:

Maybe this?

If Masamune Shirow taught me something, and he and The Godfather gave me everything I know, is that you can't just upgrade an appendage because then it would be a strong piece connected to weak parts. What if you get a hernia from the momentum in the upper body.

Pfft, hernia? With some of the falls Chell can take with the boots her entire body above her mid-calves would be broken in several different ways.

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rellikpd
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Posted Sep 05, 2011
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the average terminal velocity of a person is ~around 120mph.... I could see a highly advanced, hydraulic/springy (and probably computer controlled) speed reduction system being able to slow a person down in a short distance.. especially if they where "long" enough