Theoretical Question
Can you Portal
Can you Not

Think of this be for you answer:
Here's a portal saying to go buy and Aperture Science should support.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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this not a paradox__

Thomas
The next paradox employee of Aperture science (well i think so)

Let me answer that question with another question: What?

...and ducks go quack.

thomars.dm wrote:
Theoretical Question
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Finally... the universe makes sense now.

thats why i should be apture siences next pardox employee

That wasn't a paradox. It just didn't make any sense pertaining to the English langauge...

Paradox Fail.

i should not be a pardox it takes a good philosopher to create a good pardox

thomars.dm wrote:
i should not be a pardox it takes a good pholpher to create a good pardox

anway can you portal can you not
a good pardox is: did big bang create god or god create big bang????

That's a very restricting question to people who only believe that the big bang started the universe / people who only believe that God created the universe. BTW Double Post ^

nice but you cant anwser either way youl be hated for it by some one so you marly rply by statting same thing

so
can you portal
can you not
vordwann

This is a paradox:
Guy A tells Guy B that if Guy B says something truthful, Guy A will get crushed by a 16 ton weight. If Guy B tells a lie, Guy B will fall through a bottomless pit. Guy B says "I'm going to fall into a bottomless pit" to Guy A. Guy A can't do anything to Guy B because Guy B's statement is a paradox. Guy B then goes Chuck Norris on Guy A.

so MasterLagger
can you portal
can you not
please think deep on this one
i can not portal (to clarify)

Before you jump to conclusions about this one, let me explain. Because this needs explaination:

Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one.

It's quacktastic!

Am I the only one here that is really confused, or is there some deep philisohpical meaning that is going right over my head?

Lol, whatever the case, I got a chuckle out of this thread.

I'll answer if the question is a little more clear. Your asking me if I can portal or not portal? Are you trying to say that the paradox is that one could portal playing Portal while at the same time in real life I can not portal?

It still think my paradox makes more sense.

I can't portal and I can't not. 'Portal' and 'not' aren't verbs.

Also your first phrase doesn't make sense, a portal cannot speak. The second is explained perfectly.

Noone seems to be appreicating my duck.

Your "quacktastic" duck? Was that also a paradox or am I over-thinking that one?

It needs to be two ducks. Then it's a pair o' ducks, or "paradux" if you will.