One man went for a walk. He walked and walked and walked and walked. I'll tell you what happens when he comes back.

If you know what you're doing when you compile your map, it will turn out pretty RAD.

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Im sorry.

Ann Frankly I don't think Holocaust jokes are very funny.

You shouldn't really make fun of Anne Frank either.

That's why I don't approve of Holocaust jokes, as mentioned earlier.

Wow. I did nazi that coming.

While I don't approve of non-pun jokes about the Holocaust either, I'm fine with puns because they're based solely on the words rather than their meanings.

Just be careful. "Nazi" is a word that if you say it to someone, you can get fired in some places if you have a job.

@yishbarr: Yes, but this is a forum and no one is trying to disrespect the people who survived the Holocaust. I don't approve of Holocaust jokes either; puns are word play.

Did you hear the joke about the wall? I can't get over it!

It says this next joke was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel prize winners. It doesn't say what the prize was for. Well, I know it wasn't for being good at making jokes.

A man died and went to heaven. Upon arrival, he finds a punch stand. He walks up to it, and sees that there is nobody there. He then looks at the clerk and asks, "Where is the punch line?"

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A man died and went to heaven. Upon arrival, he finds a punch stand. He walks up to it, and sees that there is nobody there. He then looks at the clerk and asks, "Where is the punch line?

Ahahahah!

Anne Hat Anne Hathaway

Reese Witherspoon Reese withoutherspoon

lil wayne lotta wayne

One day, a turret found a can of something called soda lg. the turret asked glados what it was, and glados simply said: "it's the particle energizing portal stimulation input. i had to rename it because of copyright." the turret then asked glados how she came up with the name. "well, i was going to come up with a good name, but one of my discs reversed."

this is a joke, pun, and a riddle all at once. here's the explanation:

Punchline
soda lg is glados spelled backwards. glados' name appears on one of her discs.the reason glados had to re-name the can is because it's a can of pepsi, as spelled out by the first letters in each word.