Some dude had a Portal 2 giveaway on Youtube that no one entered. Until I did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHgy1KT0Sg0
So he friended me, gifted me the game, and I now happily have the right to play Portal 2. Unfortunately it'll take me quite a bit of time to find time to play it anytime soon. I suppose it was a little pathetic, but it was preferable to pirating, and he was offering it up to any old dude who happened to stumble upon it.
And now for comments on how lame I am to not be able to buy it myself (keep in mind I am only 14 goin' on 15)...
Edit: Sorry, what I forgot to mention is the really pathetic part: I entered multiple giveaways until I won one. Oops. I'm an idiot. For not mentioning that, I mean.

That was great!