You Know You've Been Doing Too Much Hammer When...

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Posted Jan 16, 2014
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Back on topic now. Yay.
(Honestly more portal than hammer, but....)
When you attempt to autosave before doing something dangerous or risky IRL.
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1,183 Posts
Posted Jan 16, 2014
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I risk my life on the road, and I don't do any autosaves. I just fasten my seatbelt, because it gives me more HP.
Posted Jan 18, 2014
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yishbarr wrote:
I risk my life on the road, and I don't do any autosaves. I just fasten my seatbelt, because it gives me more HP.

oh dear... :lol:

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Posted Jan 18, 2014
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All joking aside, my seatbelt saved me from injury.
Posted Jan 19, 2014
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yishbarr wrote:
I just hope most of these things are just jokes and not real things.

I wish.

Posted Jan 19, 2014
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You start making hammer-related jokes about the current situation with your friends and the realize that they don't use hammer.
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Posted Jan 20, 2014
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When you notice that the sky in your country is bluish-purple. Another thing besides airports.
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Posted Jan 20, 2014
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yishbarr wrote:
When you notice that the sky in your country is bluish-purple.

Wait how is that hammer?

Anyway, when you have so many cool unreleased concepts you've made but not enough inspiration to make a map, so you just keep making more concepts.

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Posted Jan 20, 2014
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It's not hammer, it's portal 2 BTS fog.
Posted Jan 20, 2014
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When you press F9 to compile in PTI.
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Posted Jan 20, 2014
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Arachnaphob wrote:
When you press F9 to compile in PTI.

But it works.

Posted Jan 21, 2014
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It does, but before hammer you never knew that. (Or at least I never)
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Posted Jan 28, 2014
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yishbarr wrote:
I just hope most of these things are just jokes and not real things.

may i direct your attention to this article.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect
it's a very normal thing apparently.

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1,183 Posts
Posted Feb 04, 2014
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In Hammer world editor: Make a mistake, go fix it.
In Hammer Real World: BANG DA HAMMER ON YOUR HEAD!.
Posted Feb 06, 2014
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You try to hide an object to get a better view of something behind it. Even worse is when you do this frequently.
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Posted Feb 06, 2014
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CJLERCH wrote:
You try to hide an object to get a better view of something behind it.

isnt that normal?

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Posted Feb 06, 2014
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Not in real life.
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Posted Feb 19, 2014
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When you go to portal websites so much that google adwords catches on and advertises the perfect laquinta hotel room to stay in.

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Posted Feb 20, 2014
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tile wrote:
When you go to portal websites so much that google adwords catches on and advertises the perfect laquinta hotel room to stay in.

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Wherever this is I'm going bye.

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Posted Apr 01, 2014
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and, also, when you see the following artwork and the first thing you see is glados:

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/ ... 3AD3AD.jpg

...even though the artist denys it.