You Know You've Been Doing Too Much Hammer When...

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62 Posts
Posted May 12, 2014
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...you replay a map from the workshop just to walk through a trigger_once very slowly to see what else happens. (much like closing the fridge door slowly to see when the light goes off )
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tile
380 Posts
Posted May 17, 2014
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you hear that source 2 will no longer have "archaic" compiling and asset management, and part of you dies a little inside...
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quaternary
171 Posts
Posted Jun 05, 2014
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...you replay a map from the workshop just to walk through a trigger_once very slowly to see what else happens. (much like closing the fridge door slowly to see when the light goes off )

Fun fact - it's possible to escape that trigger in pti maps. Crouch, portal on a distant wall, portal under you.

Oh here's one - when you hear the pti music in real life x.x

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CamBen
973 Posts
Posted Jun 05, 2014
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quaternary wrote:
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...you replay a map from the workshop just to walk through a trigger_once very slowly to see what else happens. (much like closing the fridge door slowly to see when the light goes off )

Fun fact - it's possible to escape that trigger in pti maps. Crouch, portal on a distant wall, portal under you.

Oh here's one - when you hear the pti music in real life x.x

boop bopp boo-boop boop boop boo-boop....

Anyway...
When you find yourself asking your art teacher if you can map out projects in hammer beforehand (true story)

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CamBen
973 Posts
Posted Jun 26, 2014
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Ok I've seriously gone overboard.

When you begin to notice that from all the time you've spent mapping, the toolbars' outlines have become burned into your screen. /true

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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
Posted Jun 26, 2014
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When you seriously consider making an MvM of your hometown. I'm learning to map for TF2 now.
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Chilius03
96 Posts
Posted Jun 28, 2014
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When you ask your teacher to add a trigger with impulse 200 whenever you pick up a book. /true
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quaternary
171 Posts
Posted Jun 29, 2014
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I dreamt up a test chamber. literally.

Might make it, for grins.

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tile
380 Posts
Posted Jul 06, 2014
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When hammer gets just that little bit more steam powered. literally.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1ErFhq7YV2U/U ... owered.PNG

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Arachnaphob
412 Posts
Posted Jul 07, 2014
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HIW THE HEL? D?D Y?U D? TH?T
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CamBen
973 Posts
Posted Jul 07, 2014
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Probably just a windows theme pack.
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tile
380 Posts
Posted Jul 07, 2014
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CamBen wrote:
Probably just a windows theme pack.

More specifically, a per-application skin applied to hammer.exe via stardock windowblinds. but yes.

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tile
380 Posts
Posted Aug 09, 2014
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...when it's been over a month, yet you are the last poster on this thread still..
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Sejievan
232 Posts
Posted Aug 22, 2014
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When you start to do the, Ctrl+C "delete original" Ctrl+V on Windows.. and only realizes that you did when you hit Ctrl+V and appears... "Wasn't possible to locate the file..." =P
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josepezdj
2,386 Posts
Posted Aug 25, 2014
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When you find a stupid tv program that seems to be undoubtely managed by Aperture:
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CamBen
973 Posts
Posted Aug 25, 2014
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Plot twist, the man and the woman are Cave and Caroline.
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62 Posts
Posted Sep 13, 2014
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16+ black humor ahead, you've been warned!!!

...when you're looking at your hard erection and then at your big biceps and yousay "yep, same material, same texture type!"

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Lpfreaky90
2,842 Posts
Posted Sep 14, 2014
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When you have 266 different textures used in one map...
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laakkone
47 Posts
Posted Sep 18, 2014
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I had to cut grass today, because it was obviously grown too tall. Well I thought only if I could destroy displacements to make yard 100% flat and then clip it horizontally to make grass short and fine as golf course.
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Lpfreaky90
2,842 Posts
Posted Sep 19, 2014
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laakkone wrote:
I had to cut grass today, because it was obviously grown too tall. Well I thought only if I could destroy displacements to make yard 100% flat and then clip it horizontally to make grass short and fine as golf course.

lol would make it a lot easier!

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