The Off-Topic Thread
yishbarr wrote:
On the second day God created a skybox and whatever... added a lod controller, and wasn't satisfied with his map until the next day when he created displacements and props_foliage. On the fourth day, he created light_dynamic and env_sun. On the fifth day, he created npcs. on the sixth day, he created more npcs and an info_player_start. Before the seventh day, he published his map lehavdil.
on the 9th day, a 'typo' was fixed. then, a few thousand years later, episode 3 came out.
TheTobbell wrote:
On the 8th day Hammer crashed
Not even God can go 8 days without crashing.
Anyway, on the 10th day someone posted an unintended solution.
pietuusi wrote:
Hi. I'm new here so don't really know my way around here. The [newbie] thread was locked so thought of posting here. Would like to know why I can't download the map files directly from here as shown on various youtube videos? Every download link forwards me to steam and there is no section where I could download the files.
All the downloads link you to the Steam Workshop. Log in to Steam and subscribe the maps from there. It will appear in game once you open Portal 2.
(A train is displayed in the hud instead of a standard fall damage image, which means that everyone knows of your great failure.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRUl_juwFDA&feature=youtu.be
Later it worked, but all six sides were horizontally flipped :/ So I flipped them all, but the top side wasn't cooperating, and I ended up having to try all four orientations of it before it worked.

Then, I turned on cheats and spawned 4 npc_citizens, which was because I wanted to vaporize one of them with the energyball that was left over from not solving the test initially, but then, in order, I spawned male_01 (Leon), male_06 (Henry), and male_07 (mike), and then finally male_09 (weird guy). I knew I couldn't possibly bear to kill Leon, Henry, or mike, cause they are the best male citizens, so I spawned another and it turned ou to be weird guy.
So, I directed him to stand directly in front of an energy ball, which he did reluctantly, and it took a few tries to hit him, but once it did, it basically bounced off him and proceeded to whack him in the face multiple times, him completely stone faced. So I tried a different approach.
I shot a portal under the energy ball and let it bounce around the room. Henry managed to get in the way, and he was knocked dead by the impact. I reloaded my game to a save from before I tried that. So I gave myself some weapons and tried to explode weird guy with some frag grenades. I lured him into a corner and trapped him there in the mound of physics objects that were still in the room, and put a grenade there. He ducked and covered, but was completely unhurt by the explosion.
Then, a few seconds later, weird guy ran over to the corner of the room backwards, tripped over a pc_case I had stolen from the labs in the bts area, and fell over and died. Way to go, buddy.
Tl;dr portal 1 is great at 2:00 at night
tile wrote:
I changed my avatar. how's it look?
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tile wrote:
I changed my avatar. how's it look?
Looks like a mix between Lost's Dharma and the 80s Pink Floyd hammer symbol.
Rlski wrote:
tile wrote:I changed my avatar. how's it look?
Looks like a mix between Lost's Dharma and the 80s Pink Floyd hammer symbol.
right dharma, wrong hammmer:
So like the music builds as you solve the chamber, and the climax happens right as you walk thru the exit. Or something.
Obviously there will be quite a bit of audio editing involved, because you don't want to run out of song midway through, and basing the chamber on an arbitrary music-timer is BS.
I took a tour back in 2010, and i remember vividly not only shaking gabens hand, but also an interesting remark by the secretary (who was giving the tour): the third floor is under construction. we were on the stairs in the middle of valve, but she wouldnt let us go up any furthur than the second floor. that was her explanation; that the third floor was under construction. To be fair, it actually was- complete with white plastic tarps and the smell of plywood and plaster. but still, nothing is a coincidence with valve. 