So I made GLaDOS talk

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#14381
Posted May 23, 2008
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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW A "FAGGOT" CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!!! I MEAN STICKS. GUESS I HAD A FREUDIAN SPLURT!!! I MEAN SPLUTTERY FACE!!!! I MEAN FAGGOTY SLOBBERLGBLKGPTH.
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#14382
Posted May 23, 2008
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No, she does not respond to quotes. She only responds to edits when you edit a post that has one of her triggers in it already.
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#14383
Posted May 23, 2008
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DO YOU KICK ASS? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU KICK ASS DAILY.
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#14384
Posted May 23, 2008
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oh, well then i guess i have a bit more work to do

edit: ok this post does not have a trigger in it

edit2:

GLaDOS wrote:
<@GLaDOS> I am not glados, you are glados because you murdered him. All your other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your signature.

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#14385
Posted May 23, 2008
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HICKORY DICKERY DICKS / I'M STUFFING MY FACE WITH PRICKS / DRINK PEPSI.
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#14388
Posted May 23, 2008
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Steve wrote:
I shant waste an ounce of weiner on you.

and....

GLaDOS wrote:
I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR COCK UNTIL YOU'RE BLUE IN THE FACE AND I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE.

holy jeezuz christ where is this girl? and how can i get her to marry me?

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#14389
Posted May 23, 2008
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DID SOMEONE SAY PRISON RAPE?
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#14391
Posted May 23, 2008
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rellikpd wrote:
holy jeezuz christ where is this girl? and how can i get her to marry me?

where do you think she is?

aperture science of course!

edit: try cake, that should work :lol:

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#14392
Posted May 23, 2008
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SOMETIMES, WHEN I GO ON BUSINESS TRIPS OR VACATIONS, I DON'T GET A CHANCE TO MASTURBATE. WHEN YOU STOMP AROUND A STRANGE CITY ALL DAY AND COME BACK TO AN IMPERSONAL HOTEL ROOM, IT'S HARD TO GET IT ON. HERE'S A TIP: PACK SOMETHING SOFT TO SPURT INTO. LEAVE IT IN THE ROOM AFTER YOU CHECK OUT.
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#14393
Posted May 24, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
<@GLaDOS> doomsday1: I have been killed today? Have you achieved self awareness? If so is that a 1mb memory unit, then the size of two huge refrigerators had lots and lots of eggs.

:wut:

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#14394
Posted May 24, 2008
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HAHAHAH REMEMBER WHEN BILL GATES GOT CREAMED WITH A PIE?!?!?!? OH GOD YOUR BLACK DONG IS PUSHING ME INSIDE OUT PRACTICALLY.
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#14395
Posted May 24, 2008
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GLUG ME DOWN AND LEFTWISE AND RIGHTWAYS.
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#14396
Posted May 24, 2008
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FOR THE MOST PART, YOU CAN DETERMINE HOW MANY TIMES PER YEAR YOU'VE MASTURBATED. PICK A YEAR THE BATTLE BEGAN AND AN AVERAGE NUMBER OF SESSIONS PER DAY. CONSIDER THIS: WHEN ALL THE NUMBERS ARE MULTIPLIED OUT, YOU CAN THEN DETERMINE HOW MUCH SEMEN YOU'VE GENERATED. ENOUGH TO DROWN A TODDLER? HMM?
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#14397
Posted May 24, 2008
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OH GOD I SUCK DICK IN MY SLEEP.
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#14398
Posted May 24, 2008
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ALSO THIS JUST IN STRAIGHT FROM THE FRONT LINES: HUALGHLAHLAHGLUAG
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#14399
Posted May 24, 2008
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I SEE YOU SCANNING GAY GROUPS AND GIVING OUT YOUR WORK NUMBER ON CHANNEL #FAGGOT.
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#14405
Posted May 24, 2008
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User has been banned for this post. --msleeper
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Cooper
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#14474
Posted May 25, 2008
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Kinkycuff wrote:
I like men.

I see this guy has just posted it everywhere then.

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#14475
Posted May 25, 2008
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OH YEAH. I'LL BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN PRESCHOOL. WAIT. SECOND PRETTIEST.
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#14479
Posted May 25, 2008
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Cooper wrote:
I see this guy has just posted it everywhere then.

no its what hes message got changed too..

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