So I made GLaDOS talk

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@None
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#14480
Posted May 25, 2008
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THE LEGO COMPANY DOES NOT ENDORSE THE LEGO HOLOCAUST ARTWORK. SENDING BACK MY LEGOTOWN GAS CHAMBER / SKELETONS KIT.
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youme (@youme)
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#14485
Posted May 25, 2008
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be glad you missed it cooper....
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Ricotez (@Ricotez)
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#14486
Posted May 25, 2008
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Who the HELL turned GLaDOS back on!?
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pestchamber (@pestchamber)
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#14487
Posted May 25, 2008
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Ricotez wrote:
Who the HELL turned GLaDOS back on!?

msleeper, duuuh? :surprised:

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@None
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#14488
Posted May 25, 2008
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WARNING ON LIGHTER: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET HIGH? I WILL HOLD THE LIGHTER FOR THEM. GROW UP AND PUT THE BONG IN YOUR MOUTH YOU GODDAMN BABY.
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Ricotez (@Ricotez)
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#14501
Posted May 25, 2008
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GLaDOS is supposed to be a logical and sense making system, except for the fact that she's neither logical nor making sense.

Really what were ApLabs' programmers smoking when they wrote GLaDOS' program!? Was it Bring-Your-Daughter-To-Work-Day or what?

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Doomsday192 (@Doomsday192)
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#14502
Posted May 25, 2008
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GLaDOS is HAL's daughter, thats why its bring your daughter to work day

:lol:

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Sleepwalker (@Sleepwalker)
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#15033
Posted Jun 04, 2008
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huh, Glados didn't seem to respond to her name then.
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Cooper (@Cooper)
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#15038
Posted Jun 04, 2008
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Attention Glados, if you are still active, respond with a dick/gay joke.
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@msleeper
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#15039
Posted Jun 04, 2008
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She's still active.
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Ricotez (@Ricotez)
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#15044
Posted Jun 04, 2008
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She just waits for someone to make a verbal contextual error, and then reacts with a sentence that feels similiar to a cold pack suddenly put in the back of your shirt whilst you're playing Portal and are completely in the game.

GLaDOS, you're the single most cruel person I've ever met. And the cake is a lie. It's just an effect.

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@None
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#15045
Posted Jun 04, 2008
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HOW COME I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED TO JERK OFF TO MY NEW PORN ?!?!?!? A DILEMMA (ALSO AN ANALEMA).
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Megadude (@Megadude)
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#15049
Posted Jun 04, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
HOW COME I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED TO JERK OFF TO MY NEW PORN ?!?!?!? A DILEMMA (ALSO AN ANALEMA).

Because you don't have any hands.....or a penis.

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@None
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#15050
Posted Jun 04, 2008
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COULD SOMEONE POINT ME TO THE NEAREST CACHE OF DICKS?
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Megadude (@Megadude)
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#15052
Posted Jun 04, 2008
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That was weird - a reply that was actually related to another post.

Is seriously freaked out :eek:

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Sleepwalker (@Sleepwalker)
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#15069
Posted Jun 04, 2008
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So....what kind of context are we talking about here?
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Cooper (@Cooper)
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#15120
Posted Jun 05, 2008
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You don't wanna know.
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Sleepwalker (@Sleepwalker)
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#15131
Posted Jun 05, 2008
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Can GLaDOS tell me?

aparentally not.

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Sleepwalker (@Sleepwalker)
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#15276
Posted Jun 06, 2008
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Ricotez wrote:
She just waits for someone to make a verbal contextual error, and then reacts with a sentence that feels similiar to a cold pack suddenly put in the back of your shirt whilst you're playing Portal and are completely in the game.

GLaDOS, you're the single most cruel person I've ever met. And the cake is a lie. It's just an effect.

such as?

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@None
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#15277
Posted Jun 06, 2008
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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LOIS LANE AND THOSE ARE NOT HEROIN NEEDLES.
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