So I made GLaDOS talk
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Posted Jun 06, 2008
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huh
so GLados you decided to respond
edit: glados why wont you talk to me?
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Posted Jun 13, 2008
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I see that a Gear member had taken a liking to GLaDOS. Also, I've been thinking about that gap. Is GLaDOS a bot or is she just a person?
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Posted Jun 13, 2008
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OK, THE TEST IS OVER NOW. YOU WIN! GO BACK TO THE RECOVERY ANNEX FOR YOUR CAKE!
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Posted Jun 13, 2008
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YAY! Cake! Thanks GLaDOS.
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Posted Jun 13, 2008
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do i get cake too?
please? 
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no you're a big fat bean, you must be on a diet!
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Posted Jun 13, 2008
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i just have big bones 
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Posted Jun 13, 2008
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I am rubbing my breasts in turquoise-colored Velveta cheese.
GLaDOS, fetch me my robe! The one with the kittens on it.
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Posted Jun 14, 2008
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WAR KITTENS?
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Posted Jun 14, 2008
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No just reguler ones, you know, baby cats.
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Posted Jun 15, 2008
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Someone has stolen mine and Admiral Buttercrust's War Kitten blueprints. I shall find them and unleash cute kitteny doom upon them.
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Posted Jun 19, 2008
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sorry for posting it in this thread instead, I didn't want to post in an old thread.
Hober wrote:
Where's GLaDOS to warn these schmucks when you need her?msleeper wrote:
I'm still writing that shit, give me a break.
wants his GLaDOS on his forum to annoy himself
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Posted Jun 19, 2008
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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LOIS LANE AND THOSE ARE NOT HEROIN NEEDLES.
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Posted Jun 19, 2008
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oh really? I thought you were GLaDOS and not Lois Lane. And, by the way, those are needles filled with a deadly neurotoxin.
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Posted Jun 19, 2008
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Ever tried to stick a needle in Superman? Not even Lois Lane can do that. And GLaDOS is a crazy computer AI, the worst neurotoxins may do to her is making her even more crazy because she can't see shit through the green fog she's been creating herself.
GLaDOS, you're really cutting yourself in your own finger. Your first mistake was giving Chell the Portal Gun. You should've killed her right away.
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Posted Jun 19, 2008
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WE CAN PRICK & WE CAN POKE. WE CAN FUCK & WE CAN CHOKE BUT THE BEST PART OF ALL... HUGALUGAH TOILET SEX.
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Posted Jun 19, 2008
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What, on the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Toilet? It can't speak, but it can take your crap. And flush it down in meme oblivion.
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Posted Jun 20, 2008
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hey GLaDOS, you say you're gay, but aren't you a girl?
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Posted Jun 21, 2008
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schimmi wrote:
hey GLaDOS, you say you're gay, but aren't you a girl?
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Posted Jun 21, 2008
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I'M SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING WE SLURP AND SUCK IN A SINCERE, PATIENT MANNER.