If life had a console... (Hijacked, now about Mr. T)

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youme
937 Posts
Posted Jun 30, 2008
Replied 20 minutes later
did you even read what I said.....?

whats the point of low grav if you then turn on noclip (IE NO JUMPING JUST FLYING)

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taco
504 Posts
Posted Jun 30, 2008
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Low gravity affects everyone - noclip only affects you.
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Frostyfrog
28 Posts
Posted Jun 30, 2008
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sv_cheats 1
impulse 101
upgrade_portalgun
megaphyscannon_enabled 1 
ent_create_weight_box
ent_fire !picker skin 1
sv_motivation 1
sv_ideas 5000
sv_ideas_iph 50 (ipc = increment per hour)
god
sv_gravity 500
ent_create best_computer_in_the_world
sv_money frosty 1000000000
ent_create 360
ent_create wii
ent_create 360games
ent_create wiigames

```how is that <img src="/static/img/emoji/biggrin.gif" alt=":biggrin:" class="emote">
Edit: fine...

map incinerator_room
sv_cheats 1
impulse 101
upgrade_portalgun
megaphyscannon_enabled 1
ent_create_weight_box
ent_fire !picker skin 1
sv_motivation 1
sv_ideas 5000
sv_ideas_iph 50 (iph = increment per hour)
god
sv_gravity 500

``` Noo! I'll never get rid of my WCC. I'll sit here 24/7 if I have to!
10 days later ok, that's it! hopps in with WCC

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Mapster
396 Posts
Posted Jun 30, 2008
Replied 5 hours later
Now thats just being greedy
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pestchamber
614 Posts
Posted Jul 01, 2008
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youme wrote:
whats the point of low grav if you just turn on noclip?

do you think im gonna have noclip on always? the grav is for when i doesnt have noclip on. tho noclip in real life must be hard to control. i mean. how are you gonna do it? just look down and start walking like you normal do it?

taco wrote:
Low gravity affects everyone - noclip only affects you.

lol gave me awesome idea =)

noclip
sv_gravity 99999999999

DIE BITCH

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hamsteralliance
159 Posts
Posted Jul 01, 2008
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map sweden
ent_remove_all npc_citizen
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ai_disable 1
megajizzcannon_enabled 1
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Doomsday192
371 Posts
Posted Jul 01, 2008
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hamsteralliance wrote:
map sweden
ent_remove_all npc_citizen
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ai_disable 1
megajizzcannon_enabled 1

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Mapster
396 Posts
Posted Jul 01, 2008
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hamsteralliance wrote:
map sweden
ent_remove_all npc_citizen
bind cumshot "ent_create hot_naked_girl"
ai_horneylevel 3
megajizzcannon_enabled 1

+1 for the record

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Doomsday192
371 Posts
Posted Jul 01, 2008
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ent_remove_all npc_dumbass

or...

ent_fire npc_dumbass ignite

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bizob
186 Posts
Posted Jul 01, 2008
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hamsteralliance wrote:
map sweden
ent_remove_all npc_citizen
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ent_create hot_naked_girls
ai_disable 1
megajizzcannon_enabled 1

ROFL @ "ai_disable 1"

Like 'em dumb eh?

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Mapster
396 Posts
Posted Jul 02, 2008
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might as well change them to this:

Quote:
ent_create hot_naked_blonde_girls

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rellikpd
1,053 Posts
Posted Jul 02, 2008
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but why have ALL blondes? i like variety. red heads are fun too and so are ALLL the others
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Hober
1,180 Posts
Posted Jul 02, 2008
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Man, degrading women is awesome.

Let me try!

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Mapster
396 Posts
Posted Jul 03, 2008
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ai_intelligence_blonde_1

???

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Hurricaaane
189 Posts
Posted Jul 14, 2008
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bind "F1" "+timescale"
alias +timescale "host_timescale 64"
alias -timescale "host_timescale 1"

bind "F9" "load quick"
bind "F12" "save quick"

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hanging_rope
435 Posts
Posted Jul 19, 2008
Replied 5 days later

Doomsday192 wrote:
ent_remove_all npc_mousquito

go to australia.
Anyway, I would put in
sv_cheats 1
give weapon_portalgun
upgrade weapon_portalgun
noclip
god
ent_create_portal_companion_cube

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sbrown
303 Posts
Posted Jul 19, 2008
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sv_alltalk 1
+voicerecord
say "My life sucks"
kill
quit
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WackoMcGoose
71 Posts
Posted Jul 23, 2008
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sv_cheats 1
give weapon_portalgun
upgrade_portalgun
port Portal Wii
sv_Blue_Portal_Position = &quot;Osaka, Japan&quot;
sv_Orange_Portal_Position = Portalgun_Position - Vector3.new(0, 10, 0)
notarget
ent_create_portal_companion_cube
ent_create_portal_weighted_cube
ent_create_lyoko_overbike
give hopperbin_OverbikeTool
give ability_lyoko_supersprint
sv_game_latency 0
give completed_summer_reading_study_guide

Sixth line uses a bit of Lua code (the Vector3.new() thing).

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Doomsday192
371 Posts
Posted Jul 23, 2008
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ent_fire !self kill
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appunxintator
142 Posts
Posted Jul 23, 2008
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for now:

give weapon_portalgun
upgrade_portalgun
ent_create companion_cube
ent_create Geforce_9800_GX2
ent_create bigger_computer_case

and just for kicks:

give weapon_shotgun