So I made GLaDOS talk
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jrlauer wrote:
Is the trigger still thread?
Signs point to no.
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I wonder what else it could be... I mean, it could be anything.
Portal?
Weighted Companion Cube?
Military Android?
Aperture Science?
I don't know...
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I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE AND LICK DICKS!
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Oh dear, one of those did it...
Was it the Weighted Companion Cube, GLaDOS?
EDIT: No. The Portal?
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HA HA REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS TOOK ME OUT IN THE WOODS ON A SNIPE HUNT??? AND WE RAN AROUND LOOKING FOR SNIPES AND THEN YOU SAID YOU CAUGHT ONE AND I SAID LET ME SEE IT AND YOU ALL SURPRISED ME WITH RAPE.
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Yes, the new word is 'Portal'.
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PLEASE MOVE QUICKLY TO THE CHAMBER LOCK AS THE EFFECTS OF PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THE BUTTON ARE NOT PART OF THIS TEST.
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When in doubt, use brute force.
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Works perfectly.
That being said, 'Portal' (just for the lulz).
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YOU'RE JIZZING UP MY FACE WITH REVOLUTIONARY SPACE-AGE POLYMERS.
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Good to see Glados talking again. I havn't stopped playing portal since it came out.
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I'M PG-13.
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Given most of your past comments, I would say your more like NC-17.
Portal.
Portal.
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I WILL SUE FOR THE RIGHT TO LICK YOUR DICK. (PUSHING ROLLED-UP CONSTITUTION THROUGH HOLE)
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Like I said, NC-17.
Portal.
Portal.
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FOLKS IT TURNS OUT NANTUCKET CRANBERRY LEMONADE BOTTLECAPS ARE JUST WIDE ENOUGH TO FALL DOWN INTO THE BONG AND CREATE A TIGHT SEAL WHICH CAN ONLY BE RELEASED WITH A LONG PENCIL!!!!!! OR CHOPSTICK. CAREFUL OF THE SPLOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR FUCKING IDIOT FACE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stop saying Portal cause Glados rapes you if you say it.
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O <Holiday Name Here> DONG O XMAS DONG HAULGHALGHLG.
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Ugh. Taking this thread from a mindless exercise in post spamming to a forum minigame is... yeah.
Can I lock this yet?
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IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A WHEELCHAIR! WHO PUSHED MR. REEVE OFF THE SPACE NEEDLE?