So I made GLaDOS talk

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PortalFan77
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Posted Nov 06, 2008
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Hober wrote:
Ugh. Taking this thread from a mindless exercise in post spamming to a forum minigame is... yeah.

Can I lock this yet?

No not yet. I wanna see someone else say ***Portal*** or more trigger words. :biggrin:

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None
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Posted Nov 06, 2008
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IT WAS LIKE I TOLD YOU: DICKS TO THE LEFT, DICKS TO THE RIGHT. THEN I SAY "HEY ARE YOU GEORGE MICHAEL?" AND OF COURSE HE RUNS OUT. UNLICKED DICKS BY THE BASKET IS ALL I'M ASKING. STANDARD LAUNDRY HAMPER SIZED BASKETS, YES.
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msleeper
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Posted Nov 07, 2008
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Hober wrote:
Ugh. Taking this thread from a mindless exercise in post spamming to a forum minigame is... yeah.

Can I lock this yet?

Not yet, I have another trick up my sleeve.

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None
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Posted Nov 07, 2008
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YOU DID IT! THE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE CERTAINLY BROUGHT YOU GOOD LUCK. HOWEVER, IT CANNOT ACCOMPANY YOU FOR THE REST OF THE TEST AND, UNFORTUNATELY, MUST BE EUTHANIZED.
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pestchamber
614 Posts
Posted Nov 07, 2008
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is GLaDOS saying quotes from portal now like she did when you just activated her ?
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None
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Posted Nov 07, 2008
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SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE, GET ME OUT OF JAIL, AND HUMP MY HIP.
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Hober
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Posted Nov 07, 2008
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pestchamber wrote:
is GLaDOS saying quotes from portal now like she did when you just activated her ?

When that stopped being the case is when I stopped liking her as much, tbh.

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None
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Posted Nov 07, 2008
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DONG WATCH IS A SERIOUS RESPONSIBILITY PRIVATE. IF ANY ESCAPE YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE.
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jrlauer
545 Posts
Posted Nov 11, 2008
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pestchamber wrote:
is GLaDOS saying quotes from portal now like she did when you just activated her ?

That will never be the case. If it was, this thread would be 5 pages long instead of almost 30.
:wink:

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None
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Posted Nov 11, 2008
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LET'S NOT FIGHT. LET'S HUG. FOR FORTY MINUTES. NUDE.
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jrlauer
545 Posts
Posted Nov 11, 2008
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Think about it, why does everyone keep coming back to this thread and triggering GLaDOS to say something else? Because we like it.
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None
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Posted Nov 11, 2008
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I AM WILLING TO BE GAY AT LOW, LOW PRICES.
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PortalFan77
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Posted Nov 11, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
I AM WILLING TO BE GAY AT LOW, LOW PRICES.

Hot, could you be gay with PORTALS?

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Posted Nov 11, 2008
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LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS ASLEEP MY BONER DEVELOPED A SIMPLE CHAT SYSTEM.
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Mek
459 Posts
Posted Nov 11, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS ASLEEP MY BONER DEVELOPED A SIMPLE CHAT SYSTEM.

Really? I need such one for my school work :cool:
I cannot play portal until it's done...

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Posted Nov 11, 2008
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I HAVE TAPED A CROSS TO MY DOOR BUT STILL THE DICKS COME POURING IN A NIGHT. DEAR GOD HOW CAN I POSSIBLY WORSHIP YOU WHEN YOU HAVE SENT THESE THINGS TO POUND AROUND MY FACE/ASS/HAIR?
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None
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Posted Nov 11, 2008
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WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS I AM THE WORST POKEMON TRAINER EVER.
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jrlauer
545 Posts
Posted Nov 12, 2008
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Hello GLaDOS, still responding to Portal are we?
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jrlauer
545 Posts
Posted Nov 12, 2008
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Obviously not. Lets see,

weighted companion cube
chell
aperture laboratories
still alive
test chamber
msleeper
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jrlauer
545 Posts
Posted Nov 12, 2008
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Hey sleeper, is this the trick you said you had up your sleeve about 2 pages ago? Is it still a word that triggers her or something else?
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