MY SOLAR OBSERVATIONS FOR DECEMBER 1999: 1. IT'S BRIGHT 2. I CAN SEE MY OWN DICK IN THE MIRROR 3. MY NEIGHBOR'S DOGSHIT TASTES TANGY 4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION.

GLaDOS wrote:
[...]I CAN SEE MY OWN DICK IN THE MIRROR[...]

WELCOME TO THE APERTURE SCIENCE ENRICHMENT CENTER. LET'S LOOK AT SOME OF THE CHALLENGES YOU WILL FACE AS A TEST PARTICIPANT.

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

WELCOME TO THE APERTURE SCIENCE ENRICHMENT CENTER. LET'S LOOK AT SOME OF THE CHALLENGES YOU WILL FACE AS A TEST PARTICIPANT.

lets see if I can trigger her now.
if it even is a her
awaits to know if he has been banned

I'M SEARCHING OVER 450 AIRLINES AND MORE THAN 2 BILLION FARES TO FIND YOU THE LOWEST AVAILABLE FAIRE TO SATISFY YOUR TRAVEL NEEDS!!!!!!!!!! FAT QUEER ANGRY COCKS FROM OUTER SPACE THAT GLOW AND MAKE A NOISE.

GLaDOS wrote:
...FAT QUEER ANGRY COCKS FROM OUTER SPACE THAT GLOW AND MAKE A NOISE.

what the hell?

SHE CAN STAR WITH CHRISTOPHER REEVE IN "THE WOMAN WHO CHOKED DOWN THE DICK OF A GUY WHO PROBABLY WASN'T EVEN AWARE OF IT."

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

SHE CAN STAR WITH CHRISTOPHER REEVE IN "THE WOMAN WHO CHOKED DOWN THE DICK OF A GUY WHO PROBABLY WASN'T EVEN AWARE OF IT."

Glados seems to have some extra hate to hand out today.

GODDAMNIT LADY I SAID ON THE PHONE I NEEDED SOMEONE TO DRIBBLE AND DROOL LONG STRINGY STRANDS OF SLOBBER ALL OVER MY DICK AND SUBSEQUENTLY HER FACE!!!!!!!!! INSTEAD YOU ARE COPPING SOME LOSER-BITCH WHINY ATTITUDE WHICH FORCES ME TO BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE MARBLE SINK.

Whose bright idea was it to unleash the master?

GLaDOS wrote:
GODDAMNIT LADY I SAID ON THE PHONE I NEEDED SOMEONE TO DRIBBLE AND DROOL LONG STRINGY STRANDS OF SLOBBER ALL OVER MY DICK AND SUBSEQUENTLY HER FACE!!!!!!!!! INSTEAD YOU ARE COPPING SOME LOSER-BITCH WHINY ATTITUDE WHICH FORCES ME TO BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE MARBLE SINK.

Time to test the theory. Wish me good luck at the Aperture Science Equipment Recovery Annex AKA Fire Pit.

WHAT WE WANT IS YOUR FACE FULL OF SPURT AND TWO PRICKS ON EITHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE. BIG SMILES. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK.

GLaDOS wrote:
[...]GODDAMNIT LADY I SAID ON THE PHONE I NEEDED SOMEONE TO DRIBBLE AND DROOL LONG STRINGY STRANDS OF SLOBBER ALL OVER MY DICK[...]

lol

POO INSPECTION (HOLD STILL).