So I made GLaDOS talk
GLaDOS wrote:
POO INSPECTION (HOLD STILL).GLaDOS wrote:
WHAT WE WANT IS YOUR FACE FULL OF SPURT AND TWO PRICKS ON EITHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE. BIG SMILES. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK.GLaDOS wrote:
MY SOLAR OBSERVATIONS FOR DECEMBER 1999: 1. IT'S BRIGHT 2. I CAN SEE MY OWN DICK IN THE MIRROR 3. MY NEIGHBOR'S DOGSHIT TASTES TANGY 4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION.
I wonder why glados is saying such weird things. Maybe she's malfunctioning?
GLaDOS wrote:
I'M SEARCHING OVER 450 AIRLINES AND MORE THAN 2 BILLION FARES TO FIND YOU THE LOWEST AVAILABLE FAIRE TO SATISFY YOUR TRAVEL NEEDS!!!!!!!!!! FAT QUEER ANGRY COCKS FROM OUTER SPACE THAT GLOW AND MAKE A NOISE.
I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK COCKS WITH A -R FOR RECURSIVE AND A -F TO BE FORCED.
WELL YOU FOUND ME. CONGRATULATIONS. WAS IT WORTH IT? BECAUSE DESPITE YOUR VIOLENT BEHAVIOR, THE ONLY THING YOU'VE MANAGED TO BREAK SO FAR IS MY HEART. MAYBE YOU COULD SETTLE FOR THAT AND WE'LL JUST CALL IT A DAY. I GUESS WE BOTH KNOW THAT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. YOU CHOSE THIS PATH...NOW I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
quoting her helps 
as you can see, I quoted her 4 times and got banned.
that's also a good way to get her to respond to you, though I don't know the exact trigger.
and responses are instant, just fyi.
GLaDOS wrote:
Subject has been terminated.
I WOULD LIKE TO CALL MY MOUTH AND BALLS TO THE STAND.
GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.WHAT WE WANT IS YOUR FACE FULL OF SPURT AND TWO PRICKS ON EITHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE. BIG SMILES. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK.
It might need to be a full quote, or maybe a quote of the Test subject has been terminated. text.
YOU CAN'T SEND US OUT THERE WITH THAT GAY BAT FLYING AROUND!
since I don't really feel like getting banned again, I'm not going to quote her or even mention her name.
Maybe? Did it work?
GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.I WOULD LIKE TO CALL MY MOUTH AND BALLS TO THE STAND.
LOLBAN!
Dammit, woman! Somebody tell her to ban me again!
I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED.
Again, the trick appears to quote her. Hmm... I wonder what happens if I don't explicitly click 'quote', but instead type it out myself.
GLaDOS wrote:
GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED.
http://www.talktofrank.com/
this should help 
p0rtalplayer wrote:
didja get banneded?
Yea, lol. I got my wish :S