GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED.

It doesn't work all the time but it does seem to work more often than not.

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED.

Would'ja look at that! She's just like half the kids in my school

Come on GLaDOS! Do something!

What do you say GLaDOS?

SOUNDS LIKE THE NOTE PAD AND THE CALCULATOR ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!!!!

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

MY SOLAR OBSERVATIONS FOR DECEMBER 1999: 1. IT'S BRIGHT 2. I CAN SEE MY OWN DICK IN THE MIRROR 3. MY NEIGHBOR'S DOGSHIT TASTES TANGY 4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION.

Hmm, I just read through the entire damn thread, and Glados has some "epic" quotes, this one being my non portal related one.

Also, I'm pretty sure this post has every word trigger she ever had, except for 'pestchamber', and 'word of the day'

If I don't get a red card for this one, I'll be sad.

SUING YOU FOR BREACH OF DICKSUCKING (EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN SUCKING MY DICK AT 9 AM EVERY DAY RIGHT ON SCHEDULE).

Stormrain wrote:
Hmm, I just read through the entire damn thread, and Glados has some "epic" quotes, this one being my non portal related one.

Also, I'm pretty sure this post has every word trigger she ever had, except for 'pestchamber', and 'word of the day'

If I don't get a red card for this one, I'll be sad.

Congrats on getting your 10 minute red card. I wonder if shel'll hit me again?

WE ARE ALL WATCHING THE DONGS.

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

SOUNDS LIKE THE NOTE PAD AND THE CALCULATOR ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Hell, the script could be completly random, and we were just on a (un)lucky streak.

YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A MATHEMATICAL ERROR. A MATHEMATICAL ERROR I'M ABOUT TO CORRECT.

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A MATHEMATICAL ERROR. A MATHEMATICAL ERROR I'M ABOUT TO CORRECT.

That's her best line in the entire game

ban me plox plox

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET TO THE CHURROS. ALSO IF YOU COULD PLEASE FELLATE THEM WHILE I BEAT OFF IN YOUR WIFE'S FACE.

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET TO THE CHURROS. ALSO IF YOU COULD PLEASE FELLATE THEM WHILE I BEAT OFF IN YOUR WIFE'S FACE.

Ahh, I remember when she said this....

Or was that just a really weird dream?

NOTE: HEART STILL GOING ON.