UNFORTUNATELY, AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO NOW, I CAN'T GET THE NEUROTOXIN INTO YOUR HEAD ANY FASTER.

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A MATHEMATICAL ERROR. A MATHEMATICAL ERROR I'M ABOUT TO CORRECT.

If that's about ban, then it should read "YOUR 10 MINUTES OF LIFE". It would be funny to hear that in Portal

SAWDUST!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED LOTS OF SAWDUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KITTY LITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TARPS AND BLANKETS AND TOWELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING THAT SOAKS UP LOTS OF PISS FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HURRY!!!!!

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

SAWDUST!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED LOTS OF SAWDUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KITTY LITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TARPS AND BLANKETS AND TOWELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING THAT SOAKS UP LOTS OF PISS FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HURRY!!!!!

This really made me laugh. Am I a sick person now?

IT IS THE ONLY WAY THE POO WILL LEARN.

Ricotez wrote:
This really made me laugh. Am I a sick person now?

No, i laughed outloud too

FOOL!!!!!! JEWS DON'T HAVE DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY LAVA LAMP TOLD ME TO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS (AND TO SMOKE POT, SIT AROUND).

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

FOOL!!!!!! JEWS DON'T HAVE DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

Wat?

ANY KIND OF DICK WILL DO BUT I PREFER TO CHOMP AND CHEW ON THE NORTHERN AMERICAN VARIETY FOR VARIOUS REASONS/CONDITIONS. SERIOUSLY IF YOU COULD JUST FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT OF THE URINALS I'LL GET TO BUSINESS.

heh, we've got some work to do then.

Stormrain wrote:
Although, I know she's repeated herself once or twice. I wonder what message will be the last.

There... Rea-lly... Was-a... Cake...

I'M GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS.

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

I'M GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS.

Wait... Is 'to soil' actually a valid verb?

SEQUESTER: TO RAPE REPEATEDLY. FISTICUFFS: TO INSERT ONE'S FIST INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S FACE/ASS. TRUCULENT: TO BEHAVE LIKE A USELESS WOMAN.

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

SEQUESTER: TO RAPE REPEATEDLY. FISTICUFFS: TO INSERT ONE'S FIST INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S FACE/ASS. TRUCULENT: TO BEHAVE LIKE A USELESS WOMAN.

I was wondering when GLaDOS was going to talk about fisting.