The Founder's Duck (Off-Topic Stupidity)
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Kopeke wrote:
Clever. Veeery clever.

The windows were all too high to see out of in the main corridor. The halls spanned upwards for two or sometimes three stories without interruption before reaching the ceiling. Whenever I reached a corner, the window was up at the top, casting light from the late afternoon; often, it would project golden patterns onto the wall and carpeted floor. Sometimes, the carpet would descend stairs, and the ceiling would be left behind at whatever height it was at, only to catch up later after some time of being unnoticed. On a few of these occasions, another passage intersected only a few floors above, with a rickety-looking carved railing made out of a dark wood. I was never on the upper part of these intersections; if I had been, I imagine that I would've looked out the windows directly and to see the setting sun.
There were no bounds to the house. Although I never reached it, the top of the house and the attic had to be somewhere. In the basement, however, I never imagined that there was an established number of floors or large rooms. The stairs ascended about as often as they descended, but there was never any particular order to them. Once, I think I was at the ground floor for a moment. One of the rooms had velvet blinds that framed out a window with hedges surrounding it on the outside. Some stone stairs led into the basement, but eventually I climbed back out by another exit.
...I need to start going to bed earlier.
p0rtalplayer wrote:
Wow van, that's an elaborate dream. Now make it into a mod
Boring as Duck: Source.
It was infinitely interesting while I was asleep, but I don't think anybody would care to play it without a bit more. HoK is still being worked on, but it isn't going to look anything like that.
vanSulli wrote:
...I need to start going to bed earlier.
Not sure if you mean you need to go to bed earlier instead of writing this or you mean you need to go to bed earlier to stop having weird dreams.
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Jomonay wrote:
There are actually 5 performers on stage. Spot me.
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You're not either of the girls? I'm guessing you're the fifth performer who I don't see onstage for whatever reason.
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This is a penguin!
p0rtalplayer wrote:
And now, ducks.
That's a swan. :pbody_facepalm:
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wikipedia wrote:
The swans are the largest members of the duck family Anatidae
Kopeke wrote:
This is a penguin!
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Penguin and Ducks are BOTH flightless birds! therefore, penguins = ducks
SCIENCE. :v
Sven wrote:
Ducks can fly.
Well observed. You can't tell but I'm being sincere.