You Know You've Been Doing Too Much Hammer When...

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josepezdj
2,386 Posts
Posted Jan 25, 2013
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portal2tenacious wrote:
New James Bond Movie wrote:

We can't keep hiding in the shadows, there are no more shadows.

Wanna guess what I thought of when I heard that?

mat_fullbright 1

Hahahahahaha... Or maybe "ey, why don't you place an env_projected_texture there!?

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LoneWolf2056
193 Posts
Posted Jan 25, 2013
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When you see a print screen of hammer and start trying to use it >_<
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kofikingston
2 Posts
Posted Jan 29, 2013
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You Know You've Been Doing Too Much Hammer when someone making useless topic and nonsense containment but you considering reading on it,


We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort.
Jesse Owen's __[martial arts knife__](http://www.weapons-universe.com/Martial-Arts/Martial-Arts-Knives.shtml)

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Caden
174 Posts
Posted Feb 07, 2013
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wstrika wrote:
HalfPortalLife3 wrote:

When you're writing a research paper for school about chickens and you think "I'll just type ent_info npc_chicken into the console"

When you make an alternate account on this forum because you just like "helping" people that much, regardless of being banned.

The creation of your new account conveniently coincides with the same date msleeper was in the hospital. A nice opportunity for you to try to sneak back in here undetected, what with the person who banned you being away:

Nice of your pal tanger2b to keep you posted on the happenstances of msleeper's life, by the way:

Thread ID #7296, "ITT: Posting from post-op"

Why exactly do you guys have Alexander Bell and Portal2Tenacious (Tanger2b)?

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Caden
174 Posts
Posted Feb 07, 2013
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tile wrote:
...when you realise an hour later that all you've been doing is moving the camera around the map and pressing control s.

THAT HAPPENS SO MUCH TO ME!

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portal2tenacious
393 Posts
Posted Feb 07, 2013
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[> Caden wrote:

Why exactly do you guys have Alexander Bell and Portal2Tenacious (Tanger2b)?

I don't understand your question. We're here because we signed up. Could you be more specific?

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BenVlodgi
633 Posts
Posted Feb 14, 2013
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portal2tenacious wrote:
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Caden wrote:

Why exactly do you guys have Alexander Bell and Portal2Tenacious (Tanger2b)?

I don't understand your question. We're here because we signed up. Could you be more specific?

I think he was trying to say "Hate".. why do we hate them

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FelixGriffin
2,680 Posts
Posted Feb 14, 2013
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This is more Portal 2 than Hammer, but after playing WAY too much P2 one night right after it was released I felt convinced that the big orange, blue and white shapes on the floor of the University gym should have special properties.

They didn't.

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srs bsnss
552 Posts
Posted Feb 16, 2013
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tile wrote:
...when you realise an hour later that all you've been doing is moving the camera around the map and pressing control s.

Something I know all too well, my friend.

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Caden
174 Posts
Posted Feb 17, 2013
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BenVlodgi wrote:
portal2tenacious wrote:

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Caden wrote:

Why exactly do you guys have Alexander Bell and Portal2Tenacious (Tanger2b)?

I don't understand your question. We're here because we signed up. Could you be more specific?

I think he was trying to say "Hate".. why do we hate them

Sorry, I didn't notice that until you pointed it out.

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portal2tenacious
393 Posts
Posted Feb 18, 2013
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Alexbell doesn't even look at TWP anymore, and I'm an just an annoying person. I don't think I've done anything bad recently, but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. I love being here and will try to fix problems to stay. Also, while we're on this topic:

npc_msleeper_boss wrote:
I have always felt that public humiliation is a better tool than simply getting rid of someone. It gives both an opportunity for and motivation towards correcting whatever the problem is.

It worked

PS.
When you keep mixing up two light switches and wish you could unbind and rebind them.

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BenVlodgi
633 Posts
Posted Feb 18, 2013
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This is more Portal 2 than hammer, but today at work (I work in a coffee shop) I wanted to know what size coffee the customer was ordering, so I mentally tried to press TAB to see what my co-worker (coop partner) was seeing. Needless to say it didn't work... I don't have a TAB button with me at work =\
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srs bsnss
552 Posts
Posted Feb 18, 2013
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BenVlodgi wrote:
This is more Portal 2 than hammer, but today at work (I work in a coffee shop) I wanted to know what size coffee the customer was ordering, so I mentally tried to press TAB to see what my co-worker (coop partner) was seeing. Needless to say it didn't work... I don't have a TAB button with me at work =\

I had something sort of similar on my first playthrough of Portal 2. I'd been playing for several hours straight, because it had just been released, and I was so submerged in it I pretty much forgot the real world existed. In one chamber, a cube fell on an AFP and hurtled towards me, which I was most certainly not expecting. My reflexes kicked in and I raised my left hand to try to catch the cube, as if it would cause Chell to catch it or something

It was at that point I decided it was time to take a break.

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Lpfreaky90
2,842 Posts
Posted Feb 18, 2013
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You're in the cinema, the curtains go open and you think; those curtains are probably parented to a func_door.
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Caden
174 Posts
Posted Feb 18, 2013
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You know you've been using Hammer too much when all Valentines day means to you is, "I should make some tests in Hammer with a Companion Cube meme in it". I never got around to it, unfortunately.
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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
Posted Feb 19, 2013
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When you're outside, looking at the sky (skybox) and the buildings and props (models), and you wonder what kind of fog controller was put there. You listen to the soundscape from the cars and birds.

Also, this may be more about Portal 2, but, for no reason, I shout "MrMevious!" And people don't understand what I want from them.

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srs bsnss
552 Posts
Posted Feb 19, 2013
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yishbarr wrote:
...for no reason, I shout "MrMevious!" And people don't understand...

I know what you mean by 'MrMevious', but I'm not quite sure I would understand either...

On a side note, I look at shadows and wonder where the env_projectedtexture could be.

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FelixGriffin
2,680 Posts
Posted Feb 19, 2013
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srs bsnss wrote:
On a side note, I look at shadows and wonder where the env_projectedtexture could be.

None, the world was just compiled hundreds of years ago with TONS of lightmaps, before the 2-on-a-face limit was added to VRAD. All the lighting is static.

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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
Posted Feb 19, 2013
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The whole day, puzzles show up and overload your brain and sometimes, it makes you waddle outside while you're not even conscious of what's happening until you find out. Probably the best way to get off the couch. (The puzzles are so good, you don't want to stop walking around in circles in your backyard). Besides, something's pushing me to say "Mevious" again. MrMevious! Also I wonder why it's not a real word in the dictionary. (Real stories).

EDIT: Also, because I'm one of these exited people (at least when people are not looking), I "bunnyhop". I'm pretty good at doing it in real life, because, I sometimes climb the stairs starting with the third step.

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LoneWolf2056
193 Posts
Posted Feb 19, 2013
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When you look up on the ridiculously frequent 100% cloud cover days in the UK and it looks identical to someone using skybox/white