When you buy a windows, you get .EXEcuted. When you buy a mac, you get .DMaGed. i guess linux is the best way to go, because all it gives you is a .JAR of dirt... (i wish there was a version of this smiley where he laughs then gets slapped really hard after about 3 seconds...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

You couldn't have said better, Chicken.

somhow, i knew that was going to happen.

Red Hat is the fastest flavor of linux, it gets many more RPMs.

Old computer jokes go here:

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That sounds like a hardware problem to me.

Q: How many DEC (Digital Equipment Corporation) service techs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but how long it takes depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.

Q: How many IBM techs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. IBM does not issue punchlines or senses of humor to its technicians.

A group of engineers are in a car when it breaks down: An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a Microsoft Certified Software Engineer (MCSE).  Each of them offers their own solution to the problem.  The electrical engineer suggests testing all of the contacts to see if the wiring is intact.  The mechanical engineer suggests taking the engine apart, checking each of the parts, and reassembling it.  The MCSE says "Why don't we just close all the windows, turn it off, turn it back on, and open the windows again?"

Several years ago, I think back in grade school, my friend and I were trying to get some ancient Macs in the classroom working properly. The OS was pretty outdated so we were getting software from OldApps.com most of the time. One time when we were trying to install something, I think it was Flash Player, it wouldn't install and the teacher said it was because we were trying to use a .DMG file. That extension meant it had been damaged in the transfer.

well, then i don't know what im talking about then. also, my anti-virus software picked up a trojan horse the other day. here's a picture i snapped of it:

now, i just wonder how it snuck onto my laptop in the first place, as big as it is...

tile wrote:

now, i just wonder how it snuck onto my laptop in the first place, as big as it is...

Great, now I've got it, too.

I bet you can guess who typed this: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Who wrote this
Space Core

Hahahahahahahahaha these are funny jokes!

So many nice joke collection ........Thanks to share .

I have a Joke for you ......

Two bytes walk into a bar. The first byte turns to the second and says "I think I may have a parity error." The second byte turns to the first and says "yeah, you look a bit off."

Hope you like this .