You Know You've Been Doing Too Much Hammer When...

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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
#94579
Posted May 14, 2013
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tile wrote:
RectorRocks wrote:

HammerHead wrote:

wat.

TopHATTwaffle wrote:

wat.

yishbarr wrote:

...wut?

ChickenMobile wrote:

Wat.

Wat.

what?

You know you've been using hammer too much when you say wut, instead of doing wut.

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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
#96642
Posted Jul 08, 2013
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I had a feeling there was a trigger on the left side of one of the trees on my road that kept on turning a lamp off while the lamp kept on being turned on again.
Edit: if you by mistake shine an env_projectedtexture in someone's face.
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User
630 Posts
#96646
Posted Jul 08, 2013
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(I know im not the only once, but:)

when you're thinking to often how amazing some Lights in RL loocks like and thinking if they are a projected texture or static light.. (True Story)

Edit: Sometimes when im at places and see walls where the sun is really shining at, and i loocking at it for a few secounds, and hope that the wall becames darker, (Hdr). My friends sometimes asking what im doing . _.

  1. Edit: Every damn day, when im in the bathroom, i see this "misaligned Texture" and thinking everytime about to align it right. This floor (Or Hammer?) makes me crazy...

  2. Edit: I remember now, i had one day a dream that i made a map with 2 lasers. I tested the map (The map was scary, dont know why), and i go behind the laser. Then i wanted to go back but the laser was blocking me. And Hammer (Yes the tool) was behind the laser. And i was captured in the other side.

(So many edits)
I think im a freak or something like that, i never will get a girlfriend :lol:

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josepezdj
2,386 Posts
#96650
Posted Jul 08, 2013
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TheTobbell wrote:
Just the normal stuff ...

Man, totally normal, no need to worry about that :lol: Just let it be :wink:

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User
630 Posts
#96703
Posted Jul 09, 2013
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Okay :biggrin:

I think Hammer is one of the programms, where you need really much thinking and Logic, and thats why we bind it a little bit with the rl. xD I think :biggrin:

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Tmast98
210 Posts
#97036
Posted Jul 15, 2013
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when while you're driving you think of all the parts of buildings/trees/hills/lampposts/etc. that could be made of nodraw texture and you'd never know.

I've actually done that...a lot more then I'd like to admit...

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Lpfreaky90
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#97038
Posted Jul 15, 2013
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Tmast98 wrote:
when while you're driving you think of all the parts of buildings/trees/hills/lampposts/etc. that could be made of nodraw texture and you'd never know.

I've actually done that...a lot more then I'd like to admit...

or when you're driving through a big forest and wonder where the loading screens are. And that it must been a pain to place eveything manually

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Chilius03
96 Posts
#97095
Posted Jul 16, 2013
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When you're building your floor and you aligned the tiles wrong. :razz:
yes that happened
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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
#97099
Posted Jul 16, 2013
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That's probably the most common problem. Anyways, I don't really think hammer has done so much damage to my real life. I still understand that in RL, there can be more than one projected texture and that there aren't actually any static lights.
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Lpfreaky90
2,842 Posts
#97101
Posted Jul 16, 2013
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When you're on vacation; your sight is being limited by fog and you think "that's a cheap trick to reduce the render distance" :sad: true story
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Chilius03
96 Posts
#97111
Posted Jul 17, 2013
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When you load up your PC and press z for no reason.
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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
#97126
Posted Jul 17, 2013
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When you forget how Microsoft PowerPoint works.
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josepezdj
2,386 Posts
#97127
Posted Jul 17, 2013
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When you are tired after a deep refurbishment at home, and your girlfriend asks you to clean a furniture with the polishing liquid, and you think: "oh... right, this is what builds the cubemaps" >.<

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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
#97129
Posted Jul 17, 2013
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Most original idea. :potd:
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User
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#97130
Posted Jul 17, 2013
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:potd:
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portal2tenacious
393 Posts
#97141
Posted Jul 17, 2013
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I'm at the pool and there's a person wearing a black bathing suit with purple dots on it, and to me, they looked like a square checkerboard. I think you know what comes next.

If you don't get it, A black and purple checkerboard means a missing texture/reflection.

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Chilius03
96 Posts
#97205
Posted Jul 19, 2013
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:potd:

Anyway. when you are making a level for a game and you drag things.

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AD_79p2
103 Posts
#97351
Posted Jul 22, 2013
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I was looking at some floor tiles in my house and I thought, "Hmm, maybe whoever put in these tiles should learn Hammer, so they can learn about proper texture alignment". Seriously. I was standing there for 10 minutes just thinking about that.
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AD_79p2
103 Posts
#97352
Posted Jul 22, 2013
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josepezdj wrote:
When you are tired after a deep refurbishment at home, and your girlfriend asks you to clean a furniture with the polishing liquid, and you think: "oh... right, this is what builds the cubemaps" >.<

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Now that is something you don't hear every day :lol:

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tile
380 Posts
#97443
Posted Jul 24, 2013
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when you're on this thread, and you wonder, "huh, i bet some people who make custom maps for mirrors edge have a thread just like this about whatever unreal's equivalent to hammer is..."
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