You Know You've Been Doing Too Much Hammer When...

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Chilius03
96 Posts
Posted Jul 27, 2013
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When you're making a cup of tea and you wonder what texture of water it is.
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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
Posted Jul 27, 2013
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When you wonder how you'll model Table Mountain, Cape Town out of displacements.
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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
Posted Jul 28, 2013
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When you're fed up with the frequency of distant car horns. (SPAAAAAAAAACCCCCEEE!!!) True story.
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Chilius03
96 Posts
Posted Jul 29, 2013
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When you think you placed a tile outside the map and the game is going to crash lol
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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
Posted Jul 31, 2013
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When it's fullbright outside. When your Irises seem like they have vertex textures.
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josepezdj
2,386 Posts
Posted Aug 09, 2013
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I just can't continue living in this world anymore... Our toilet's tiles:

>.<

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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
Posted Aug 09, 2013
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When you decide to take a break and get used to the real world again? I'm serious.
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josepezdj
2,386 Posts
Posted Aug 09, 2013
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yishbarr wrote:
When you decide to take a break and get used to the real world again? I'm serious.

I probably need to do that

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Lpfreaky90
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Posted Aug 09, 2013
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josepezdj wrote:
I just can't continue living in this world anymore... Our toilet's tiles:

.<

When you deliberately mis-align textures in a portal 2 bathroom. Because it's more realistic

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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
Posted Aug 09, 2013
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Stole someone's hat. Left it in my map. Problem.
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Tmast98
210 Posts
Posted Aug 10, 2013
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josepezdj wrote:
I just can't continue living in this world anymore... Our toilet's tiles:

.<

I've seen a misaligned textured dressing room that had a fun house mirror, all the walls were green and white dotted, and the actual changing rooms don't have mirrors (funhouse mirror in the hall). That is probably the worst architecture I've ever seen myself

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josepezdj
2,386 Posts
Posted Aug 11, 2013
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Lpfreaky90 wrote:
josepezdj wrote:

I just can't continue living in this world anymore... Our toilet's tiles:

.<

When you deliberately mis-align textures in a portal 2 bathroom. Because it's more realistic

Hahahahahahahaha

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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
Posted Aug 11, 2013
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Portal 2 isn't realistic. Maybe the bathrooms are made of panels and the sinks are connected to the pipe network.
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CamBen
973 Posts
Posted Aug 15, 2013
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yishbarr wrote:
Portal 2 isn't realistic. Maybe the bathrooms are made of panels and the sinks are connected to the pipe network.

Image one day it malfunctions, and cubes start exploding out of the sink.

Whenever I play a game, sims 3 , Spore, tf2, fate TS, gmod, or other fun/easily moddable games, I always think about how it would be possible to make them in portal 2.

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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
Posted Aug 15, 2013
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Or make Portal 2 in them.
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flarn2006
39 Posts
Posted Aug 16, 2013
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When you see a door you've never had the need to open and assume there's just a black void behind it.

Or you think about noclipping to see if a pipe is clogged or something.

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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
Posted Aug 16, 2013
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When you have a feeling that some of the newer users aren't reading the forum rules.
(Alright, seriously, I think my irises function like vertex textures. They keep on changing colour).
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LoneWolf2056
193 Posts
Posted Aug 22, 2013
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You try to shift drag something in Microsoft Word to copy it
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Gemarakup
1,183 Posts
Posted Aug 22, 2013
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When I use the word "Hammer" more than I use it in the carpentry room.
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LoneWolf2056
193 Posts
Posted Aug 23, 2013
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When you have 428,809,472 square inches of brushes and 208,693,376 square inches of displacements