That's you! That's how dumb you sound!

TonyLoch wrote:

That's hardcore.

Hober wrote:
That's hardcore.

Yeah, I get bored.

I was looking for a portal related website for a while, since this game recoinciliated me with gaming that I gave up a while ago.
I really enjoy the concept but the game is too short, so I naturally become interested in custom maps, so here I come.

I have some ideas for maps myself, but I am a complete beginner with mapping and hammer.
I am planning to do a little adventure of 10 short puzzles that I already designed on paper, but for now I just plainly lack the skills to do them.

Thanks to your forum, I learned and could download useful things and excellent maps, so I thought it was time to make my presence here official and begin to annoy the veterans with my noobish questions =p

EDIT: for about 15 minutes, then I forgot it and spoke to my brother when he entered my room. Ah well.

Anyway, if you all have time check out my homepage (link in signature). It cost me many weeks of coding and it has to pass a test by my teachers, so it's quality is quite garanteed (it's not finished yet however, and still suffers from glitches and such. It should work fine in both IE and FF.). Next to that, all my bonus maps for Portal will be placed there as well, with links to their download pages here on TWP. As of yet I don't have created any bonus maps, so you won't find them there yet.

Anything else to say? ... Oh, yeah, my real name is <Subject Name Here>, but you may call me Ricotez. And this is an image of me:

<Subject Image Here>

Hober wrote:

include

main()
{
cout << "Hello World!" << endl;
return 0;
}

using System;

namespace Intro
{
    class Program
    {
        static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            Console.WriteLine("Hello!");
        }
    }
}

@Nacimota: I wrote it in C/C++ because I figured that would be distinctly recognizable as code and more would speak it than most other languages. The first draft was in Python:

print "Hello"

My first language was blitz basic, and that was even more logical

write "Hello."

Why we don't try it in Javascript?

function hello()
   {
   alert ("Hi all!");
   }

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By the way, I don't know if I ever saw something worse in programing languages... ah yes, I forgot the Whitespace language.