TL;DR It's good publicity
Official PROOF that Cave is NOT Chell's father
I don't even see how any of these characters are even related.
ChickenMobile wrote:
Fracture: that is the stupidest theory I've seen.I don't even see how any of these characters are even related.
Plus he spelled "Aperture" wrong.
Some game plots are best left untold, since it usually takes a "weird" direction.
ChickenMobile wrote:
Fracture: that is the stupidest theory I've seen.I don't even see how any of these characters are even related.
its just a theory. Some people i know came up with far worse. One idiot thought the cooperative bots were Cave and Caroline. Another one thinks Wheatley is Cave. Plausible considering the mentality, unlikely considering the idiocy...and the british
One thing that kinda bugged me was that Chell looks almost Latino, Mexican, and/or Spanish in facial features. No way that she is biologically related to anyone else in the game. For all we know she is probably just another hobo born off the streets and scooped up by Aperture.
Lamarr wrote:
I don't see why you're still coming up with theories after I've already posted proof to the official story.
was that the picture of the diorama? or did i miss something else somewhere?
OH I ALMOST FORGOT THIS. The translated version of the final opera, from Latin to English. See if That means anything to ya
All we know is that she is the child of one of the scientists. I don't think it's anyone in particular. Just a random guy.
MasterLagger wrote:
That reminds me, doesn't Greg have a creepy daughter?
Why, yes. Yes he does. 
MasterLagger wrote:
That reminds me, doesn't Greg have a creepy daughter?

Never thought of that before. xP
MasterLagger wrote:
That reminds me, doesn't Greg have a creepy daughter?
Well, I think cave only said "kid," and he sounds more like a guy to me. "We're going to test forever and ever and everr..."
Yenwood wrote:
MasterLagger wrote:That reminds me, doesn't Greg have a creepy daughter?
Well, I think cave only said "kid," and he sounds more like a guy to me. "We're going to test forever and ever and everr..."
Nope. It's definitely a girl. > Cave wrote:
...Why does ***she*** whisper all the time?...
Check the sound file if you don't believe me.
MasterLagger wrote:
Uh, where did growth formulas come from? I thought it was just the area the potato was in and the amount of time it was left there (a really long time) caused it to grow.
There were a lot of other potatoes that didn't become super potatoes.
MasterLagger wrote:
Uh, where did growth formulas come from? I thought it was just the area the potato was in and the amount of time it was left there (a really long time) caused it to grow.
On her posterboard it says one of the ingredients is "special ingredient from Daddy's work".