Hober wrote:
Why does she keep humping my leg? Seriously.

Maybe she loves you and she wants to give you her attention.

kizzycocoa wrote:
to be honest, I think this GLaDOS loves everyone. look at the way she talks to everyone

I don't think she likes me to much, I've only been banned twice by her. I'm just another bitch in her man harem.

on a side note, I wonder what would happen if you PM GLaDOS? XD

FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I HAVE GOTTEN YOU: NOTHING. WHICH IS ACTUALLY A POSITIVE THING SINCE USUALLY I GET YOU: A PUNCH TO THE TITS. AND BY THAT I MEAN ASSAULT AND BATTERY ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I HAVE GOTTEN YOU: NOTHING. WHICH IS ACTUALLY A POSITIVE THING SINCE USUALLY I GET YOU: A PUNCH TO THE TITS. AND BY THAT I MEAN ASSAULT AND BATTERY ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

fortunately, I don't have a girlfriend. and doubt I ever will as I don't want one. so STFU
and as this may trigger a 10 minute ban, might as well say something to make the ban worth it.
what to say? ponders
ah, I know! one of the oldest computer-related joke in the book

Your mum is so ugly, Aperture Science's thinking of issuing a recall!

HAVE A VERY BERRY <Holiday Name Here>. GET IT? IT SOUNDS LIKE MERRY BUT IT IS IN FACT A DIFFERENT WORD. WORDS THAT SOUND ALIKE BUT HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS ARE CALLED HOMOPHOBES.

kizzycocoa wrote:
seriously, someone must've been on crack when they decided to make GLaDOS a rude and sexual referencing thing :S

That was msleeper. I still kind of disagree.

kizzycocoa wrote:
and as this may trigger a 10 minute ban, might as well say something to make the ban worth it.
what to say? ponders

You guys are starting to get it...

BUT THERE'S NO SENSE CRYING OVER EVERY MISTAKE, YOU JUST KEEP ON TRYING UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF CAKE. AND THE SCIENCE GETS DONE AND YOU MAKE A NEAT GUN FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.

GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

HAVE A VERY BERRY . GET IT? IT SOUNDS LIKE MERRY BUT IT IS IN FACT A DIFFERENT WORD. WORDS THAT SOUND ALIKE BUT HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS ARE CALLED HOMOPHOBES.

Wtf you fucking retarded computer (this is fun :3333)

When did she stop talking about sex?

THAT THING YOU BURNT UP ISN'T IMPORTANT TO ME. IT'S THE FLUID CATALYTIC CRACKING UNIT; IT MADE SHOES FOR ORPHANS. NICE JOB BREAKING IT, HERO.

pestchamber wrote:
When did she stop talking about sex?

When someone said Msleeper must've been on crack when he made this

kizzycocoa wrote:
she'd like you a whole lot more if you talk to her dirty XD
seriously, someone must've been on crack when they decided to make GLaDOS a rude and sexual referencing thing :S

on a side note, I wonder what would happen if you PM GLaDOS? XD

I'm not a lesbian, so talking dirty to GLaDOS is not really an option.

I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

NykO18 wrote:
I wonder what would happen if she said her name herself.

If she said her own name:

Me: "Hello GLaDOS"
GLaDOS: "I, GLaDOS am a robot".
GLaDOS: "Please move quickly to the..."

The end. Unless of course you meant if she said her name in every post.

Anyway she doesn't respond on her name anymore, now she would just ban herself.

DICKS AND PRICKS BAKED IN THE OVEN AND SERVED TO ME ON A SILVER PLATTER.