Colossal wrote:
When people get full body burns, their skin turns red, not white. Also my friend (who is black) had fireworks explode in his hand. He didn't have a white hand. Except for that time he wore a white glove for whatever reason. But that's beside the point.
Reminds me of the redneck/Irish/newfie/insert-group-to-be-mocked-here vasectomy joke:
A MOTGTBM (member of the group to be mocked) goes to the doctor and inquires about getting a vasectomy. The doctor replies that as it is purely elective, there will be a large fee to pay. The MOTGTBM doesn't like this and asks if there is any way for it to be made cheaper. "Yes, there is." says the doctor. "Take this firecracker, light it, hold it in one hand and count to ten." The MOTGTBM thanks the doctor and goes home.
One he arrives home, he lights the firecracker and puts it in his left hand. Using the fingers of his right hand, he counts to five. He then holds the firecracker between his legs, and continues counting on his left hand.
