Colossal wrote:

When people get full body burns, their skin turns red, not white. Also my friend (who is black) had fireworks explode in his hand. He didn't have a white hand. Except for that time he wore a white glove for whatever reason. But that's beside the point.

Reminds me of the redneck/Irish/newfie/insert-group-to-be-mocked-here vasectomy joke:

A MOTGTBM (member of the group to be mocked) goes to the doctor and inquires about getting a vasectomy. The doctor replies that as it is purely elective, there will be a large fee to pay. The MOTGTBM doesn't like this and asks if there is any way for it to be made cheaper. "Yes, there is." says the doctor. "Take this firecracker, light it, hold it in one hand and count to ten." The MOTGTBM thanks the doctor and goes home.

One he arrives home, he lights the firecracker and puts it in his left hand. Using the fingers of his right hand, he counts to five. He then holds the firecracker between his legs, and continues counting on his left hand.

The spammers are more active on this site than anybody else.

vanSulli wrote:
The spammers are more active on this site than anybody else.

is because you ALL decided to move onto my Minecraft server

Brb pleyin miencraft

guys

GUYS

i did a file database

Camera wrote:
Meincraft is ded. Come back to portal.

Minecraft ain't dead, 1.3 comming soon

vanSulli wrote:
Lack of Chrome upload support makes me sad

And I fixed it

Camera wrote:
Meincraft is ded. Come back to portal.

So, that new adventure mode, temples, pyramids, trading, enchanting etc, all added/improved
Not to mention, mod support is just around the corner. Minecraft is just getting started

Kizzycocoa wrote:
Not to mention, mod support is just around the corner.

Mod support is ALWAYS just around the corner. Why they don't just try to get the Forge devs on the payroll is beyond me.

Pilchard123 wrote:

Kizzycocoa wrote:
Not to mention, mod support is just around the corner.>

Mod support is ALWAYS just around the corner. Why they don't just try to get the Forge devs on the payroll is beyond me.

true, except this time, Minecraft is being headed by Jeb and Jon, not Notch

Kizzycocoa wrote:
except this time, Minecraft is being headed by Jeb and Jon, not Notch

more like 'from now on' i think

edit: where 'now' is a few weeks/months ago

Kopeke wrote:

Camera wrote:
Meincraft is ded. Come back to portal.>

Minecraft ain't dead, 1.3 comming soon

Kizzycocoa wrote:

Camera wrote:
Meincraft is ded. Come back to portal.>
So, that new adventure mode, temples, pyramids, trading, enchanting etc, all added/improved
Not to mention, mod support is just around the corner. Minecraft is just getting started

The idea pool has to go dry eventually.

Then we can get to work on refilling the Portal-related idea pool.

Sven wrote:
The idea pool has to go dry eventually.

Then we can get to work on refilling the Portal-related idea pool.

until then, I have sucked half the forum into my private Minecraft server, which is now more than full.

I take full credit for the drop in activity lately

Sven wrote:

Then we can get to work on refilling the Portal-related idea pool.

What if there's this desert...some kind of pastry maybe. And there's a killer robot, but the things she says are really ironic, because she's offering you this pastry while simultaneously saying she'll kill you

Could be big

p0rtalplayer wrote:

Sven wrote:

Then we can get to work on refilling the Portal-related idea pool.>

What if there's this desert...some kind of pastry maybe. And there's a killer robot, but the things she says are really ironic, because she's offering you this pastry while simultaneously saying she'll kill you

Could be big

According to Backstroke of the West, she is a big.

[yt:21t9m3fp]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUFUNbSvpyE&feature=related[/yt:21t9m3fp]

Coppermantis wrote:
In other news:

[yt:1fmykkpp]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUFUNbSvpyE&feature=related[/yt:1fmykkpp]

This video reminds me of something. In itself, it represents something I can't quite remember, but involves going downward into the opposite of light.

vanSulli wrote:

Coppermantis wrote:
In other news:

[yt:2drqyq6f]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUFUNbSvpyE&feature=related[/yt:2drqyq6f]>

This video reminds me of something. In itself, it represents something I can't quite remember, but involves going downward into the opposite of light.

You don't remember it? maybe you're doing some amnesia, should see a doctor!