So I made GLaDOS talk

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#12447
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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SATURDAYS ARE FOR JERKING. ALSO CLAMPING, HAMMERING, AND SQUEEZING. CARRY ON.
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Ricotez
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#12448
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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Umm... okay, who the hell put MALCom's 3x2-FoulLang Chipset in GLaDOS?

Hello, GLaDOS? Are you all right? Should I get some cake for you?

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#12449
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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I PREFER PIE, CAKE. ALSO ICE CREAM. I MENTIONED CAKE ABOVE (PREVIOUSLY). ALSO HOSTESS PRODUCTS AND PRODUCTS RELATED TO THE HOSTESS LINE.
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Ricotez
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#12450
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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What the hell? She replied only a few seconds after me?

What the hell is wrong with you, GLaDOS!? You are breaking my heart!

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#12451
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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IT'S A HOLE CITY. A CITY FILLED WITH HOLES. I UNDERSTAND I AM BEING ABSTRACT HERE BUT THAT IS MY NATURE.
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Ricotez
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#12452
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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GLaDOS, stop that this instance or I'm calling MALCom, GLaDOS Jr. GLaDOS 2 and all the other crazy computer AI's, including HAL.
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#12453
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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WHEN STUCK, REMEMBER OUR MOTTO: THERE'S A HOLE IN THE SKY THROUGH WHICH THINGS CAN FLY.
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Ricotez
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#12454
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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I'm not stuck at all, and I like your other 2 motto's more:

No One Owns The Future Yet

and

We Do What We Must, Because We Can

What's with the Bring Your Daughter To Work Day anyway?

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Jakemuska
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#12458
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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Oi, GLaDOS, do you have cake for us??
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#12459
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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I AM HALF OFF WITH A LUCKY REWARDS CARD.
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Jakemuska
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#12460
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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Oi, GLaDOS, do you have cake for us??
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#12461
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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I AM SO GAY RIGHT NOW I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER COME DOWN. WELL OFF TO THE TOILET. I SAID OFF TO THE TOILET.
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Jakemuska
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#12462
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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GLaDOS, do you know what?
I have kidnapped Companion Cube. I made him shaped like a sphere.
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#12463
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY HOT IN THAT JUMPSUIT. <SFX: RAPE>
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rellikpd
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#12466
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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GLaDOS you are so fuggin sexxxy you turn my floppy drive into a hard drive.
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#12467
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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I ASKED YOU TO WAIT THIRTY MINUTES BEFORE LICKING ANOTHER DICK. YOU'RE GOING TO GET A HORRIBLE PAIN IN THE BELLY. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SWEAR YOU UNLICKED THEM ON PURPOSE.
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appunxintator
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#12469
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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Glados holds many surprises for everyone.
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#12470
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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DO YOU YAHOO???????? I YAHOOD ALL OVER YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UP WITH DICK.
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appunxintator
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#12471
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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I think this has gone too far glados
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#12472
Posted Apr 04, 2008
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WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. NO. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. OK TAKING IT NOW. REALLY REALLY TAKING IT AND TRYING TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW (THINKING ABOUT ICE CREAM, ICE CUBES).
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