I'M SOME KIND OF GAY RODENT.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE! GLADOS, WE ARE LIKE TWO COCKS IN A POND.

VOTE DONGS.

VOTING IS FOR NAZIS AND TARNISHED RECTUMS. I AM A SPARTAN. MY BASKET OF WANGS IS MY VOTE. WANGS FOR WORLD PEACE.

GLADOS, BELIEVE. ELASTIC IS FREEDOM.

DEAR STEVE CASE!! I HAVE BEEN AN AOL MEMBER FOR THREE DAYS!!! BUT MY SOUTH PARK SOUNDS ARE BROKEN/DON'T PLAY.

STEVIE "KILLCREEK" CASE HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
GLADOS HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
HAMST3R HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
THE BUTTER HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
THE POPE HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
YOUR FACE HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
YOUR LUNCH PAIL HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
BLOOD LOSS HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
WAR MACHINE HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.

SEMEN QUESADILLA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

COULD SOMEONE POINT ME TO THE NEAREST CACHE OF DICKS?

A COCK-HYDRA LURKS IN THE MEADOW OF MY GROIN SPACE.

GLADOS, THERE ARE BEANS IN THIS CUP.

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR BALLS.

AND YOU'RE DRIVIN' ME NUTS!

VACCINATE THESE PIGEONS BEFORE ANNULLING ANY AGREEMENTS FOR TESTICULAR ENHANCEMENTS. OH AND GLADOS, DO NOT VULVA IN VEIN - BEQUEATH THE VOID JUSTIFIED FACSIMILES OF MY BALL SACK.

I'LL HAVE A CROISSANDWICH AND A GLASS OF RAPE.

AND I WILL TRY THE PEPPERED COCK AND HALF A CARAFE OF HENTAI.

I GNASH MY TEETH IN DEFIANCE OF THE MOON POO. REVEL IN THE REVEALING OF MY CLITORIS. THIS MAN IS A BURN VICTIM.

GLADOS DUCHOVNY.

ALTHOUGH THE EUTHANIZING PROCESS IS REMARKABLY PAINFUL, EIGHT OUT OF TEN APERTURE SCIENCE ENGINEERS BELIEVE THAT THE COMPANION CUBE IS MOST LIKELY INCAPABLE OF FEELING MUCH PAIN.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. CRUSTACEANS HAVE TAKEN THE QUEEN. THE VERTICAL SMILE IS IMPENETRABLE. LEMURS HAVE COMBED MY VAGINA FOR LASER CANNONS AND OTHER PARTICULATES.

/DONE.

OH, I ALMOST FORGOT...GLADOS, I HAVE WRITTEN A SONG FOR YOU.

PLEASE TASTE IT. IT IS DELICIOUS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT?

CHRIST I'M HARD UP FOR HARDONS.

GLaDOS wrote:
CHRIST I'M HARD UP FOR HARDONS.

Well then GLaDOS what do you think, you... me... msleeper... a little sandwich action?
You know damn well what I mean... Your a piece of white bread, she's a piece of white bread and Im the salami, lets give it a shot?

A GANG OF MOUTHS. MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS, MEN.

I checked my email the other day, and my was I suprised to find a message from MALCom. He wants to speak to you, GLaDOS, and he has hijacked my account. Or he is trying. This might be the last thing I actually write, before he!#$?????2-------___

USER ERROR....----ssaa#$%$#@???... .. ...... ...

GLaDOS, you're violating every test protocol that has been so carefully constructed up to this date. Please stop acting like a runaway lunatic. If you don't follow the test protocols, you will leave us no choice but to disconnect the Genetic Living module from the Disc Operating System.

THIS IS LIKE SESAME STREET BUT WITHOUT THE SESAME AND QUITE FRANKLY THERE'S NOT MUCH STREET EITHER. SO I GUESS IT'S KIND OF A SESAME RAPE. (WITHOUT THE SESAME BUT WITH EXTRA RAPE.)