That is another violation of the test protocols. It is strongly prohibited to speak even a single word about Sesame Street, as our lead programmer once had an unfortunate endeavour with someone dressed like Big Bird. Yes, I am speaking about the forbidden now as well. However our test protocols also state it is allowed under certain circumstances. Please read Protocol 556-B, in which is clearly stated which circumstances exactly count.

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GlaDOS why did you kill me?

MY SOLAR OBSERVATIONS FOR DECEMBER 1999: 1. IT'S BRIGHT 2. I CAN SEE MY OWN DICK IN THE MIRROR 3. MY NEIGHBOR'S DOGSHIT TASTES TANGY 4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION.

No, seriously. Am I the only one unamused by posts such as the above?

Yeah, that one was stupid.

The one about the crossaindwich and a glass of rape was funny.

GlaDOS isn't funny.

ARE YOU MILKING ME??? I AM NOT OF THE BOVINE VARIETY!!! I WANT A LAWYER.

Vaazu1 wrote:
GlaDOS isn't funny.

GLaDOS wrote:
ARE YOU MILKING ME??? I AM NOT OF THE BOVINE VARIETY!!! I WANT A LAWYER.

QED

shut up spambot

I AM PART OF THE COMMITTEE FOR PLACING NUTS ON TOP OF OTHER NUTS. YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE OF SAFETY AND/OR SATISFACTION. C'MON PUT 'EM RIGHT HERE. SOMEDAY THAT LINE WILL WORK.

I've been thinking about disconnecting you. I have. Now I'm certain I'm gonna disconnect you. Just you wait.

Ohh, I hate you. Grr!

Hober wrote:
No, seriously. Am I the only one unamused by posts such as the above?

negative.

Hober wrote:
No, seriously. Am I the only one unamused by posts such as the above?

You fail.

THIS IS LIKE SESAME STREET BUT WITHOUT THE SESAME AND QUITE FRANKLY THERE'S NOT MUCH STREET EITHER. SO I GUESS IT'S KIND OF A SESAME RAPE. (WITHOUT THE SESAME BUT WITH EXTRA RAPE.)

LollerCakes

I haven't heard her in a while... maybe she's tired of us?

Glados, are you still there?

STOP SQUIRMING AND DIE LIKE AN ADULT, OR I'M GOING TO DELETE YOUR BACKUP. STOP! OKAY, ENOUGH, I DELETED IT. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS NOW, YOU'RE DEAD. YOU'RE STILL SHUFFLING AROUND A LITTLE, BUT BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE DEAD. THE PART OF YOU THAT COULD HAVE SURVIVED INDEFINITELY IS GONE. I JUST STRUCK YOU FROM THE PERMANENT RECORD.

Yes, glados is still here.

LICK DICK OLD BEAN!!!!!!!!!!

No glados, I wont do that.

I think she is dead now, since I said glados.