So I made GLaDOS talk
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That is another violation of the test protocols. It is strongly prohibited to speak even a single word about Sesame Street, as our lead programmer once had an unfortunate endeavour with someone dressed like Big Bird. Yes, I am speaking about the forbidden now as well. However our test protocols also state it is allowed under certain circumstances. Please read Protocol 556-B, in which is clearly stated which circumstances exactly count.
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CAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKERAPECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKE
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GlaDOS why did you kill me?
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MY SOLAR OBSERVATIONS FOR DECEMBER 1999: 1. IT'S BRIGHT 2. I CAN SEE MY OWN DICK IN THE MIRROR 3. MY NEIGHBOR'S DOGSHIT TASTES TANGY 4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION.
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No, seriously. Am I the only one unamused by posts such as the above?
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Yeah, that one was stupid.
The one about the crossaindwich and a glass of rape was funny. 
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GlaDOS isn't funny.
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ARE YOU MILKING ME??? I AM NOT OF THE BOVINE VARIETY!!! I WANT A LAWYER.
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Vaazu1 wrote:
GlaDOS isn't funny.GLaDOS wrote:
ARE YOU MILKING ME??? I AM NOT OF THE BOVINE VARIETY!!! I WANT A LAWYER.
QED
shut up spambot 
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I AM PART OF THE COMMITTEE FOR PLACING NUTS ON TOP OF OTHER NUTS. YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE OF SAFETY AND/OR SATISFACTION. C'MON PUT 'EM RIGHT HERE. SOMEDAY THAT LINE WILL WORK.
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I've been thinking about disconnecting you. I have. Now I'm certain I'm gonna disconnect you. Just you wait.
Ohh, I hate you. Grr!
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Hober wrote:
No, seriously. Am I the only one unamused by posts such as the above?
negative.
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Posted Apr 07, 2008
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Hober wrote:
No, seriously. Am I the only one unamused by posts such as the above?
You fail.
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THIS IS LIKE SESAME STREET BUT WITHOUT THE SESAME AND QUITE FRANKLY THERE'S NOT MUCH STREET EITHER. SO I GUESS IT'S KIND OF A SESAME RAPE. (WITHOUT THE SESAME BUT WITH EXTRA RAPE.)
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I haven't heard her in a while... maybe she's tired of us?
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Glados, are you still there?
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STOP SQUIRMING AND DIE LIKE AN ADULT, OR I'M GOING TO DELETE YOUR BACKUP. STOP! OKAY, ENOUGH, I DELETED IT. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS NOW, YOU'RE DEAD. YOU'RE STILL SHUFFLING AROUND A LITTLE, BUT BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE DEAD. THE PART OF YOU THAT COULD HAVE SURVIVED INDEFINITELY IS GONE. I JUST STRUCK YOU FROM THE PERMANENT RECORD.
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Yes, glados is still here.
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LICK DICK OLD BEAN!!!!!!!!!!
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No glados, I wont do that.
I think she is dead now, since I said glados.