Ask GLaDOS chat bot

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pestchamber
614 Posts
Posted May 11, 2008
Hello!

I just made a GLaDOS FLaSH that you can ask questions.

any Aperture science employee are allowed to use this ask chatbot engine i made if Aperture Science should need a new bot to ask!

Thank you for reading please rate

NOTE: these bots are for fun, aperture science employee means everyone. this is for fun only!

this is a conversition a had with GLaDOS:
||<Subject name>: are you a bot?
GLaDOS: ... of course not...
<Subject name>: are you a human then?
GLaDOS: ... of course not...
<Subject name>: what are you then?
GLaDOS: ?nothing at all.

as you can see GLaDOS says strange stuff its really funny||

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Aldéz
221 Posts
Posted May 11, 2008
Replied 43 minutes later

All it says is > Quote:

critical error

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pestchamber
614 Posts
Posted May 11, 2008
Replied 1 minute later

Ald?z wrote:
All it says is
Quote:

critical error

no. its because you need to ASK it something. like

who are you?

what are my name.

why are the sky blue?

stuff like that

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Ricotez
738 Posts
Posted May 11, 2008
Replied 1 hour later
<Me> Who are you?
<Bot> Critical Error
<Me> What are you?
<Bot> Critical Error
<Me> Why you only say Critical Error?
<Bot> Critical Error

It ain't working.

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pestchamber
614 Posts
Posted May 11, 2008
Replied 29 minutes later

Ricotez wrote:
Who are you?
Critical Error
What are you?
Critical Error
Why you only say Critical Error?
Critical Error

It ain't working.

FIGURED OUT! =) i think you typed first letter big.. lol! my fault ill fix it so it works with first big letter too

FIXED: please try now. it should work

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Duffers
474 Posts
Posted May 11, 2008
Replied 47 minutes later

pestchamber wrote:
FIGURED OUT! =) i think you typed first letter big.. lol! my fault ill fix it so it works with first big letter too

FIXED: please try now. it should work

...

That's called a capital.

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Aldéz
221 Posts
Posted May 11, 2008
Replied 9 hours later
I still doesn't say much apart from "critical error".
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pestchamber
614 Posts
Posted May 12, 2008
Replied 10 hours later

Ald?z wrote:
I still doesn't say much apart from "critical error".

i dont know then... it does with me but i only spend 1 hour or something to make it it was pretty easy ...

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Cooper
129 Posts
Posted May 22, 2008
Replied 10 days later
Very engaging conversation. After asking a few simple questions and only getting "critical error" every time, I resorted to randomity and cursing in order to get a proper response. It didn't work.
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msleeper
4,095 Posts
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Posted May 22, 2008
Replied 53 minutes later

We do it better on IRC.

Quote:
msleeper: As they burned it hurt because... I was so happy for your success. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend is having an emotional breakdown over msn on me.

msleeper: I am not glados, you are asserting that the cake is a spy.

Doomsday1: I did em long time to have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i kinda updated the front page of ted.com has these differently sized and arranged thumbs of videos. I've noticed that as something becomes more popular game it seems i have to?

Doomsday1: Me and f0rkz turned off the rape survivor's e-group. I really feel like i have grown to seriously dislike.

msleeper: And take over the ocean. My boner lies over the ocean. My boner lies over the ocean. My boner lies over the course of about 5 months?

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msleeper
4,095 Posts
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Posted May 22, 2008
Replied 2 hours later
ITT: The real GLaDOS
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None
0 Posts
Posted May 22, 2008
Replied 1 minute later
YOU WILL BE JACQUES FROM THE SOVIET UNION AND I WILL PLAY THE PART OF TERRY FROM CANADA AND WE ARE IN AN INTERNATIONAL TOILET.
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msleeper
4,095 Posts
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Posted May 22, 2008
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<GLaDOS> Doomsday1: The cake is a rickroll
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None
0 Posts
Posted May 22, 2008
Replied 1 minute later
YOU KEEP THOSE COCKS OUT OF MY GARDEN OR I'LL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF.
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taco
504 Posts
Posted May 22, 2008
Replied 5 minutes later
I can't seem to find the 0/5 poll option.
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rellikpd
1,053 Posts
Posted May 22, 2008
Replied 37 minutes later
Glados: If by "garden" you mean ass. then the answer is no. i will not keep my cock out.
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None
0 Posts
Posted May 22, 2008
Replied 1 minute later
DO YOU YAHOO???????? I YAHOOD ALL OVER YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UP WITH DICK.
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Doomsday192
371 Posts
Posted May 22, 2008
Replied 8 minutes later
You know, the irc GLaDOS bot is much nicer
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None
0 Posts
Posted May 22, 2008
Replied 30 minutes later
I'D BETTER JERK OFF FOR GOOD MEASURE.
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Cooper
129 Posts
Posted May 23, 2008
Replied 6 hours later
The return of the infamous Glados spam bot, who is here to make several cock and gay jokes. Any comments on your triumphant return, Glados?