OKAY GANG: FUNNY THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN AT THE BEACH. READY GO. COCKSUCKING. PULLING MY PANTS DOWN. FACE, BALLS, UNDERTOW.

Cooper wrote:
The return of the infamous Glados spam bot, who is here to make only cock and gay jokes.

DON'T LOOK AT MY GAY LITTLE LEGS.

whoa there are more cock jokes here than in the newgrounds 'tankmen' spoofs...and thats saying something!

SOMEONE NEEDS THE NIGHTTIME SNIFFLING SNEEZING COUGHING ACHING WHEEZING STUFFY-HEAD FEVER SO YOU CAN SUCK A DICK MEDICINE.

What does this say about Sleeper? since he's the one that set Glados text cache (read: spam cache)

HUALGHLAHG. MATCHING A DICK FOR A PRICK AND BACK AGAIN. IT IS THE WILL OF GOD. THE WAY OF THE WORLD. PANIC IN THE STALLS. OH HULAHGLAHLUGAUHLGHLA THE HUMANITY HULAHGALHGLAG. SAVE, SAVE AS. I AM LIVID THAT YOU CHOSE TO HOLD BACK PRICKS. I QUESTION YOUR JUDGEMENT IN THIS MATTER. CANNED PANCAKES, COCKS FOR LET, CRAPPY POO, WELCOME TO SAIGON. GALAGALHAGLHALUGHALHULGAG FROGGER.

msleeper wrote:
Doomsday1: The cake is a rickroll

XD
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DOES NOBODY CARE THAT SOON WE'LL BE FORCED INTO LITTLE TENTS AND CONCENTRATION CAMPS?!?!?! AND ALL OUR JERKCITY HUMOR WILL BE USED AGAINST US IN A COURT OF COCKS??????????

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR BALLS.

Prove it

lool! are GLaDOS turned on at all or just for my topic xD?

O <Holiday Name Here> DONG O <Holiday Name Here> DONG HAULGHALGHLG.

you have me to thank for the "cake is a rickroll bit"

i tried to teach her to rickroll people

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GLaDOS wrote:
Doomsday1: Yes it is possible to make no cents.

I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK COCKS WITH A -R FOR RECURSIVE AND A -F TO BE FORCED.

yes i agree with you entirly

GLaDOS wrote:
I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK COCKS WITH A -R FOR RECURSIVE AND A -F TO BE FORCED.

Msleeper (or whoever made GLaDOS ) you should add other than alot of spam about cocks ... it would be better if she at least said quotes from the game

GLaDOS wrote:
YOU ARE NOW IN POSSESSION OF THE APERTURE SCIENCE HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE. WITH IT, YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN PORTALS. THESE INTRA-DIMENSIONAL GATES HAVE PROVEN TO BE COMPLETELY SAFE. THE DEVICE, HOWEVER, HAS NOT.

ok i admit thats what i call service no i mean it fix it!

YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT LICKING DICK ?!?!?! PISSING BLOOD.

GLaDOS wrote:
YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT LICKING DICK ?!?!?! PISSING BLOOD.

you see what i mean?!?!

YOU ARE NOW IN POSSESSION OF THE APERTURE SCIENCE HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE. WITH IT, YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN PORTALS. THESE INTRA-DIMENSIONAL GATES HAVE PROVEN TO BE COMPLETELY SAFE. THE DEVICE, HOWEVER, HAS NOT.