So I made GLaDOS talk

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Sleepwalker
130 Posts
#16332
Posted Jun 25, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
I'M SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING WE SLURP AND SUCK IN A SINCERE, PATIENT MANNER.

I'm not sure all of us can handle that GLaDOS

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#16333
Posted Jun 25, 2008
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IF THE WHOLE WORLD LICKS DICK IN UNISON WOULD ANYONE BE ABLE TO HEAR IT ?!?? OR WOULD IT ALL JUST CANCEL OUT?
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Sleepwalker
130 Posts
#16334
Posted Jun 25, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
IF THE WHOLE WORLD LICKS DICK IN UNISON WOULD ANYONE BE ABLE TO HEAR IT ?!?? OR WOULD IT ALL JUST CANCEL OUT?

because everyone is doing it, doesn't that mean everyone can hear it?

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#16335
Posted Jun 25, 2008
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I JERK IT IN THE MORNING. I JERK IT IN THE NIGHT. I JERK IT IN THE TOILET. I JERK IT IN PLAIN SIGHT. I WANT TO JERK IT WITH YOU. IT'S CALLED "REGGAE" YOU RACIST PHOBES.
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Sleepwalker
130 Posts
#16336
Posted Jun 25, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
I JERK IT IN THE MORNING. I JERK IT IN THE NIGHT. I JERK IT IN THE TOILET. I JERK IT IN PLAIN SIGHT. I WANT TO JERK IT WITH YOU. IT'S CALLED "REGGAE" YOU RACIST PHOBES.

That's quite the bit of jerking

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#16337
Posted Jun 25, 2008
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I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT YOU WERE GIVEN EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO SUCCEED. THERE WAS EVEN GOING TO BE A PARTY FOR YOU. A BIG PARTY THAT ALL YOUR FRIENDS WERE INVITED TO. I INVITED YOUR BEST FRIEND THE COMPANION CUBE. OF COURSE, HE COULDN'T COME BECAUSE YOU MURDERED HIM. ALL YOUR OTHER FRIENDS COULDN'T COME EITHER BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS BECAUSE OF HOW UNLIKABLE YOU ARE. IT SAYS SO HERE IN YOUR PERSONNEL FILE: UNLIKABLE. LIKED BY NO ONE. A BITTER, UNLIKABLE LONER WHOSE PASSING SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS. VERY FORMAL. VERY OFFICIAL. IT ALSO SAYS YOU'RE ADOPTED, SO THAT'S FUNNY TOO.
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pestchamber
614 Posts
#16343
Posted Jun 26, 2008
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i wanna burn up your speech-core, GLaDOS...
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Ricotez
738 Posts
#16361
Posted Jun 26, 2008
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And, whilst we're at it, your Morality Core, so you'll go all crazy again and try to kill us. Again.
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hamsteralliance
159 Posts
#17402
Posted Jul 25, 2008
Replied 28 days later
Rape.

Clone.

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WackoMcGoose
71 Posts
#17407
Posted Jul 25, 2008
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Actually, you should've tried to shoot the Anger Sphere off first. Then shoot the Sarcasm Sphere. Next, do the Curiousity Core and Knowledge Core. And finally, asplode the Morality Core.

Ricotez wrote:
What, on the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Toilet? It can't speak, but it can take your crap. And flush it down in meme oblivion.

:wut:

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#17408
Posted Jul 25, 2008
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT LICKING DICK ?!?!?! PISSING BLOOD.
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rellikpd
1,053 Posts
#17412
Posted Jul 25, 2008
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i'm not going to tell you how i know. but you are right about that
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WackoMcGoose
71 Posts
#18158
Posted Aug 14, 2008
Replied 19 days later
M-rated GLaDOS = BENBENBEN
Banhammer time?
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TiMeMaSTeR
24 Posts
#19823
Posted Oct 28, 2008
Replied 2 months later
Its ok as long it stays in this topic (i think..)

Anyway, GlaDOS, do you like pie, cake, or explosives the best?

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#19824
Posted Oct 28, 2008
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THIS AREA IS WHITE AND SPACELIKE BUT IT IS CLEARLY THE JOHN AND NOT THE LUNAR LANDSCAPE YOU PROMISED.
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TiMeMaSTeR
24 Posts
#19825
Posted Oct 28, 2008
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Im pretty sure that is not an answer, GLaDOS!

Anyway: do you like cake?

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#19826
Posted Oct 28, 2008
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OKAY I'M INTERCEPTING YOUR PACKETS AND DECODING YOUR SECRET GAYNESS SO GIVE ME MONEY.
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TiMeMaSTeR
24 Posts
#19835
Posted Oct 28, 2008
Replied 17 minutes later
E=MCpie!

How does that make you feel?

EDit: I guess it doesn't

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Ricotez
738 Posts
#19848
Posted Oct 29, 2008
Replied 15 hours later
OMG...

One more stupid line, GLaDOS, and I'll drive to the Enrichment Center myself and personally tear your cores out one by one.

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#19849
Posted Oct 29, 2008
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I WOULD LIKE FOR MY TOILET TO BE DEEPER. I.E. FOR THE POOP TO FALL FARTHER. THE FALL SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH THAT THE POOP IS SCARED.
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