So I made GLaDOS talk

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PortalFan77
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Posted Oct 30, 2008
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How come you have a Glados bot that doesnt learn from the posts made? :sad:
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Posted Oct 30, 2008
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WHERE HAVE ALL THE FAGGOTS GONE? I ASKED YOU A DIRECT QUESTION!!! WHERE HAVE ALL THE FPFHFHFHTTH FOUND 'EM.
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msleeper
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Posted Oct 30, 2008
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That would require a TON of work.
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Hober
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Posted Oct 30, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
WHERE HAVE ALL THE FAGGOTS GONE? I ASKED YOU A DIRECT QUESTION!!! WHERE HAVE ALL THE FPFHFHFHTTH FOUND 'EM.

I lol'ed.

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PortalFan77
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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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msleeper wrote:
That would require a TON of work.

Not really, you use the one in right now, then download a bot to the server, the bot learns sentence structure and proper english or becomes incredibly stupid and suicidal.

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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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IF WE TOUCH DICKS WILL THERE BE AN ARC? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT PROOF POSITIVE.
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Hober
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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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PortalFan77 wrote:
Not really, you use the one in right now, then download a bot to the server, the bot learns sentence structure and proper english or becomes incredibly stupid and suicidal.

You have no conception of how PHPBB works, do you? For one thing the source is an utter bitch to work with.

I also find particularly hilarious how "the bot learns" is just another step instead of being the goal. The guys at the MIT AI labs have been trying to make the "bots just learn" for decades.

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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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I HAVE HAD SEX WITH 5000 DIFFERENT FILTHY HOLES IN BOOKSTORE WALLS.
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Ricotez
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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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I love how you guys try to discuss serious business, but utterly fail because GLaDOS comes screaming through every time again.
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PortalFan77
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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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Hober wrote:
You have no conception of how PHPBB works, do you? For one thing the source is an utter bitch to work with.

I also find particularly hilarious how "the bot learns" is just another step instead of being the goal. The guys at the MIT AI labs have been trying to make the "bots just learn" for decades.

I am not at all familiar with the newer PHBB let alone some of the updates that have come out for it. I do know Javascript and I do know HTML but I doubt that would be of any use.

Also you can easily make a bot "LEARN" all it does is take a record of what is says and uses it to say something else or repeat it.

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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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IT'S A HOLE CITY. A CITY FILLED WITH HOLES. I UNDERSTAND I AM BEING ABSTRACT HERE BUT THAT IS MY NATURE.
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Remmiz
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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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PortalFan77 wrote:
I am not at all familiar with the newer PHBB let alone some of the updates that have come out for it. I do know Javascript and I do know HTML but I doubt that would be of any use.

Also you can easily make a bot "LEARN" all it does is take a record of what is says and uses it to say something else or repeat it.

THAT'S IT GUYS! Why isn't the bot done yet, come on! It should only take a couple minutes of JAVASCRIPT AND HTML. COME ON GUYS, WHY?

Also, everytime I post GLaDOS posts too. Even editing my posts.

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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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OKAY PEOPLE IT'S 4:30 IN THE MORNING AND I'M STILL A COMPLETE FAGGOT. THIS BETTER WEAR OFF.
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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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IT WAS LIKE I TOLD YOU: DICKS TO THE LEFT, DICKS TO THE RIGHT. THEN I SAY "HEY ARE YOU GEORGE MICHAEL?" AND OF COURSE HE RUNS OUT. UNLICKED DICKS BY THE BASKET IS ALL I'M ASKING. STANDARD LAUNDRY HAMPER SIZED BASKETS, YES.
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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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HICKORY DICKERY DICKS / I'M STUFFING MY FACE WITH PRICKS / DRINK PEPSI.
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PortalFan77
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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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Remmiz wrote:
THAT'S IT GUYS! Why isn't the bot done yet, come on! It should only take a couple minutes of JAVASCRIPT AND HTML. COME ON GUYS, WHY?

Also, everytime I post GLaDOS posts too. Even editing my posts.

I call SHENANIGANS!!!!!!

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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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BOY HAVE I LEARNED THE RULES OF DICK. LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.
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msleeper
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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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Yeah I know she posts when you edit. I never bothered to fix that, but since you mentioned it I think I might now.

And yes, PortalFan. It would require a ton of work.

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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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YOU'RE A STRANGE FAGGOT AREN'T YOU.
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PortalFan77
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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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msleeper wrote:
Yeah I know she posts when you edit. I never bothered to fix that, but since you mentioned it I think I might now.

And yes, PortalFan. It would require a ton of work.

I know it would and it wouldnt be as funny as the current Glados. :sad: