So I made GLaDOS talk

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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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YOU ARE SERIOUSLY DOUBLING OR TRIPLING THE NOUGAT.
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Hober
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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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PortalFan77 wrote:
I know it would

:sigh:

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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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THERE'S NOTHING PERVERTED OR GAY ABOUT ME WANTING TO OPEN A BOUTIQUE. IT'S A COCK BOUTIQUE WITH LITTLE BOWS AND RIBBONS BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. LITTLE HATS AND COSTUMES FOR THE PUPPET SHOW I PUT ON EACH MORNING.
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Posted Oct 31, 2008
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TO CALCULATE HOW MANY DICKS I'VE LICKED YOU'D NEED ONE OF THOSE HILARIOUS WEB PAGE COUNTERS THAT KEEPS SPINNING AND FLIPPING OUT OF CONTROL WITH THE NUMBERS APPEARING TO RACE UPWARD TO INFINITY BUT REALLY ONLY GETTING TO 999999 BEFORE RESETTING TO 000000.
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pestchamber
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Posted Nov 01, 2008
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Is it the black woman in GLaDOS' signature telling her what to say ? that could be why she doesn't talk like that in Portal - even tho it could be funny...
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Posted Nov 01, 2008
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YOU WILL BE JACQUES FROM THE SOVIET UNION AND I WILL PLAY THE PART OF TERRY FROM CANADA AND WE ARE IN AN INTERNATIONAL TOILET.
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jrlauer
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Posted Nov 01, 2008
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667 phrases that Glados will say, and it seems that 650 of those are about cocks/dicks and fagots. She must be a homophobic nyphomaniac.
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Posted Nov 01, 2008
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MY $0.02!!!! IN THE BLAB ROOM!!!! WHERE I'M SOUNDING OFF AND TALKING BACK AND SPEAKING OUT LIKE A FAT FUCKING AMERICAN IDIOT!!!! IT'S MY RIGHT TO EXPRESS MYSELF!!!! HURRRRRR HOT URINE AND BROKEN GLASS.
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pestchamber
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Posted Nov 01, 2008
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What about a simple (i think) learning system ? that will make her say complete random stuff. every 3rd post on the whole forum (or 4th if you prefer .__.) will be stored in her database or wtf ever it is.
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Portalboat
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Posted Nov 01, 2008
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Sure, I like that.

Do you, GLaDOS?

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pestchamber
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Posted Nov 02, 2008
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:biggrin:

hallo GLaDOS are you there? and why are you stealing lines from jerkcity ? :p

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jrlauer
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Posted Nov 02, 2008
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Is GLaDOS still there, she didn't respond to the last two posts. Where are you GLaDOS?
:wink:
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pestchamber
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Posted Nov 02, 2008
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GLaDOS HAD DIED!!!"! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Let's build a GLaDOSII that can learn! starring at msleeper

:wink:

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Ricotez
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Posted Nov 02, 2008
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It appears she ran out of quotes.

Frikking finally.

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pestchamber
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Posted Nov 02, 2008
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Ricotez wrote:
It appears she ran out of quotes.

Frikking finally.

she's programmed to not use the same quotes twice? at least she learns a bit then ..

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TiMeMaSTeR
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Posted Nov 02, 2008
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Actually I think ricotez killed her.
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jrlauer
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Posted Nov 03, 2008
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Hope I didn't kill her. Her last response was when I called her a homophobic nymphomaniac. I'm sorry GLaDOS, I didn't mean it.
:wink:
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Hober
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Posted Nov 03, 2008
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I think msleeper just redirected her, uh, commentary to the other thread she's started talking in.
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Posted Nov 03, 2008
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LICK DICK OLD BEAN!!!!!!!!!!
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Hober
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Posted Nov 03, 2008
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Guess not!