"I'll give it to you straight here, we're throwing science against the wall to see what sticks."

Not usually a quote guy, but that's easily my favorite line from the whole game. Either that or "Oh good, my slow clap circuit made it in here."

In case of implosion look directly at implosion.

"If it makes you feel any better, science has validated your mothers decision to abandon you on a doorstep."

"REMEMBER YOUR PARADOXES"

"This statement is false!"
"New mission: Cancel this mission!"
"Does a set of all sets contain itself?"

I could listen to Cave Johnson on repeat for the rest of my life.

msleeper wrote:
I could listen to Cave Johnson on repeat for the rest of my life.

"They also said I should stop making these prerecorded messages.

That gave me an idea. Make more prerecorded messages! I pay the bills around here, I can talk about the control group all d*** day."

Just a quick head's up the lab boys gave me about getting covered in the repulsion gel...
paper rustle
DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel.
We havn't quite pinned down which element it is yet...
But it's a lively one, and it does not like the human skeleton.

FCC regulations require me to tell you that this next test is....

Looking... Pretty... Good!!!

If I lived in the Portal universe, I'd be a crap turret:

"Shooting blanks. Every time ... all the time."
"Is everybody blind, or is it just me? . . . All right then!"

If I weren't so damn lazy, I'd extract some of those sound bites and replace my Windows sysem sounds with them.

This thread has a disturbing habit of rising from the dead.

You just rose it from the dead by posting. I have never seen this thread before.

Why do people post in really old topics?

Because it's... fun? I dunno. I just read the first few pages for this topic. I think people were getting bored of this website and Portal 1. Portal 2 gave this website a defib shock.

iWork925 wrote:
Why do people post in really old topics?

Hypocrite much?

ASBusinessMagnet wrote:
EDIT: I wrote that because you seem to want to know the whole story about GL@DDA Magnet and the Portal: The 4th Millennium universe.

Dear 2009 Business Magnet, it's called Portal: The 4th Millennium FRANCHISE. You Wheatley-like moron even though you won't know about Wheatley for another six months.

Holy bump Batman.

Given that the purpose of this thread is more or less nullified I'm going to go ahead and lock it up Scotty!