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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Sep 19, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:acf7eor2]the[/strike:acf7eor2] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted

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Omeqa
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Posted Sep 19, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:32jo2y9f]the[/strike:32jo2y9f] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Sep 19, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:1wbbr3ub]the[/strike:1wbbr3ub] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood

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vanSulli
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Posted Sep 19, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:1n3lm364]the[/strike:1n3lm364] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome.

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Groxkiller585
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:3eae0b4o]the[/strike:3eae0b4o] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard

(wtf @ me in story)

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:17ye9oe5]the[/strike:17ye9oe5] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel

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Groxkiller585
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Posted Sep 21, 2012 , Edited Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:199cb0fh]the[/strike:199cb0fh] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises

Also whoever added the hobgoblins gets 10 rep points for knowing OOTS.

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:31k43wnf]the[/strike:31k43wnf] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe

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Groxkiller585
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:1pz3ai0p]the[/strike:1pz3ai0p] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe cry in alarm as

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:2qcef6jj]the[/strike:2qcef6jj] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe cry in alarm as the evil battle mage

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vanSulli
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:2l6clz7c]the[/strike:2l6clz7c] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe cry in alarm as the evil battle mage was finally silent.

PLOT TWIST.

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kizzycocoa
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:29ng7s4x]the[/strike:29ng7s4x] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe cry in alarm as the evil battle mage was finally silent. Then Jesus screwed

The next person will make or break something hilarious.

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:2zl0xa4t]the[/strike:2zl0xa4t] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe cry in alarm as the evil battle mage was finally silent. Then Jesus screwed up the jump

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kizzycocoa
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:1fztjiuq]the[/strike:1fztjiuq] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe cry in alarm as the evil battle mage was finally silent. Then Jesus screwed up the jump off the skyscraper

can we get a jesus suicide? I think we might

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Omeqa
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:t485ajxc]the[/strike:t485ajxc] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe cry in alarm as the evil battle mage was finally silent. Then Jesus screwed up the jump off the skyscraper and landed on

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:26imunnt]the[/strike:26imunnt] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe cry in alarm as the evil battle mage was finally silent. Then Jesus screwed up the jump off the skyscraper and landed on the evil battle mage

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vanSulli
994 Posts
Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:3rvqs8ge]the[/strike:3rvqs8ge] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe cry in alarm as the evil battle mage was finally silent. Then Jesus screwed up the jump off the skyscraper and landed on the evil battle mage and said "Whee!"

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p0rtalplayer
1,366 Posts
Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:3k06njy1]the[/strike:3k06njy1] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe cry in alarm as the evil battle mage was finally silent. Then Jesus screwed up the jump off the skyscraper and landed on the evil battle mage and said "Whee!" Meanwhile at Valve

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Omeqa
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:p2xbe6lj]the[/strike:p2xbe6lj] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe cry in alarm as the evil battle mage was finally silent. Then Jesus screwed up the jump off the skyscraper and landed on the evil battle mage and said "Whee!". Meanwhile at Valve, Gabe was eating

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:2aan0t8i]the[/strike:2aan0t8i] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actually female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care and himself farted to celebrate his ascent to manhood and was generally awesome. Portal suddenly heard it had a sequel and heard noises and heard the universe cry in alarm as the evil battle mage was finally silent. Then Jesus screwed up the jump off the skyscraper and landed on the evil battle mage and said "Whee!". Meanwhile at Valve, Gabe was eating a salad while

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