Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified

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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with

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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray

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Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed,

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on the

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on the his comrades' heads

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on the his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:3kjy9wn3]the[/strike:3kjy9wn3] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:2bm9sejb]the[/strike:2bm9sejb] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone