Pilchard123 wrote:
Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly.

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly,

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!"

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died.

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000

(I'm in ur thread, messing with ur stories )

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 kizzy cocoas in

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with

Removed your three words because bringing people into this can only lead to bad stuff.