Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:1fgwscgx]the[/strike:1fgwscgx] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:3iet3552]the[/strike:3iet3552] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:1tf4fouo]the[/strike:1tf4fouo] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:vinkb32t]the[/strike:vinkb32t] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. meanwhile

/hussie'd

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:946hew4o]the[/strike:946hew4o] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet

I see your hussie and raise you a hussie

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:1zagluse]the[/strike:1zagluse] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted

I see your hussie and raise another hussie on our hussies.

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:253fwc53]the[/strike:253fwc53] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened.

Are conjunctions counted?

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:3u7di277]the[/strike:3u7di277] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer

No idea. all I know is this story's on fire now, we're about to have a romance scene, everyone

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:1qncehzo]the[/strike:1qncehzo] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:2retdeau]the[/strike:2retdeau] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together

hawt.

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:1azsv9hc]the[/strike:1azsv9hc] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:wsddl38z]the[/strike:wsddl38z] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering

I'm gonna rope the whole goddamn forum into this thing, just you wait.

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:2x9oj8x2]the[/strike:2x9oj8x2] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic

If you put my name in the story I will ask P0P to change my name.

Kopeke wrote:

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:3rgxnmhi]the[/strike:3rgxnmhi] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling>

If you put my name in the story I will ask P0P to change my name.

I will put everyone's names in. even my own.
but for now, your choice of words satisfy me. I shall leave you be
also, I could have put way worse, and was tempted to. but somehow, human anatomy and/or sexual toys would be a step too far, so I best stay away from that topic.

oh, wait.

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:23bcux7p]the[/strike:23bcux7p] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably.

Grox <3 is underwear a bit too much.

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:1ugzncw4]the[/strike:1ugzncw4] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up

keep it outside of layered quotes guys

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:nutrurr9]the[/strike:nutrurr9] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:urrs6o50]the[/strike:urrs6o50] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actuallly female!VanSulli

I count female and vansulli as two different words. So, there you go

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:34o0x9gq]the[/strike:34o0x9gq] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actuallly female! VanSulli hearing about it

Once upon a time there was badness in the land of extremely large marsupials. A great and evil battle mage named Zykon. His aims were more sinister than the black castle... And every time somebody dared defy him he began to belch like a crazy alligator. One day a Kangaroo stumbled upon the evil Mage's lair and decided to embark on a quest to try and stop him from amassing a hobgoblin army. Unluckily, her feet tripped and she began to die very slowly. This was bad because every time the kangaroo died slowly, she remembered that she had left the oven on, so she had to go back. But this time a frog appeared and shouted "Zounds!" then the kangaroo died. People got tired of protagonists dying so they decided to splash 4000 dead kangaroos with an experimental chemical to make them reproduce rapidly and ferociously with genetically modified heavy nuclear weapons. Finally, one of them evolved into a super undead kangaroo with giant super effective genitals that could spray neurotoxin into the maw of the undead. Now fully armed, the kangaroo's genitals were about to embark on [strike:3nh2te04]the[/strike:3nh2te04] his comrades' heads, but suddenly exploded in a horrific flash that caused everyone to dance disco while the evil mage suddenly decided to kill everyone. Meanwhile on another planet, Andrew Hussie farted but nothing else happened. He kissed PortalPlayer's robot clone and Portalplayer together blew him up. Grox was floundering about his gigantic mouldy underwear, smiling, and laughing uncontrollably. Kizzy woke up and farted because he was actuallly female! VanSulli hearing about it did not care